Epilogue
2
Why did Sarge do it? That thought has gone thru my head every day since Caged Hate. At first I thought he did it to give Ruination X2K another title. But that night Martin Morris lost the W*RE Planetary title to Todd Ripstone. It was a three way fight with Morris vs Ripstone vs Monolith.
I did not get to watch it that night since I was too busy being sewed up. My nose and left hand were broken and I had to get 120 stiches on my chest and face.
Anyway I watched the tape of the match a few days later. Martin Morris was pinned by Ripstone while Monolith "Crush Slammed" every member of Ruination. Every member but Sergent Sargent. Bantam told me that Morris went crazy in the locker room looking for Sarge.
.
But if he was not doing it for Ruination why did he do it? I thought I could confront him at the apartment. But when i got home all of his stuff was gone, including my Horse Power the Movie Poster.
******
So I'm in this shithole in Tampa fighting in front of 1,500 assholes. I'm defending the Combat Collective Wrestling DEATHcore title against this guy called Sexcaliber. I just hit him with a powerslam and now I'm taking out my Bayonet and cutting him up. Been waiting to cut this guy for a long time. He decided he wanted to pick a fight with me when I first got here.
SARGE!!!!
SARGE!!!!
SARGE!!!!
When I first got here they just chanted CCW. I changed that right away.
Okay I made this guy bleed enough, time to clamp on the Sargelock to get the submission.
So how did I end up here? Well after I got my money from Johansen and took the DEATHcore belt out of Caged Hate I saw Wyles sitting at the hotel bar crying.
"No no no I'm ruined. I didn't get the DEATHcore belt and I lost Cell Blok, Master Bastard and TerroRantula for at least a month. All those refunds 'sob'."
"Stop your crying Wyles."
"No don't hit me I'm a hemophiliac!!!"
"Not gonna hit you Wyles. You see what I'm carrying?"
"The DEATHcore belt. Yeah so what?"
"You idiot I'm not under contract to any W*RE. You sign me and gimme 15,000 dollars and CCW just signed the W*RE DEATHcore Champion."
Well my heart just melted seeing his beady little eyes light up.
Now why did I take the belt away from the kid?
****
Why did Sarge do it? Well the obvious reason was not the reason. Was it money? He did end up in CCW defending the DEATHcore belt. But he could make more money wrestling in W*RE, especially as a member of Ruination.
I think I know why he did it. All the pieces eventually fit together. Especially when Mr.Johansen told me I was the number one contender to Bleached Evil's Hemisphere title.
****
Wrestling passed me by. I'm not some old timer who refuses to admit that. I thought if I got back in the spotlight all my problems would be over. I would beat anyone they put in front of me and that would be that. But I get there and everybody plays these games. Trying to manipulate you to get what they want. Everybody but the kid. He always said what he believed and all he wanted was to help his friends. Even if they never helped him back.
I watched him die a slow death defending that DEATHcore title. Each night he was leaving another piece of himself in the ring. He also decided I was his best buddy in the whole world which put a target on his back. So I knew one way to solve every problem we had.
I climbed inside of Caged Hate and took the DEATHcore belt from Overdog. Not surprised he fought back. Am surprised he put ten stitches in my lip. But it showed me he could survive on his own.
So Overdog is no longer having to fight the DEATHcore freaks since he is no longer champion. I left W*RE, so Johansen no longer has a reason to hate the kid, and I turned on Overdog in front of the world. So Martin Morris thinks we are enemies and will not try to get back at me thru the kid. Gotta admit Morris losing the W*RE Planetary title was a bonus.
Why did I choose CCW? Because it is the only place that felt right to me since I came back to the states. No games, all I have to do is kill or be killed. Just the way I want it.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 61
Epilogue 1
About an hour before Caged Hate.
"What are you doing in my office Sargent?"
"Office?? That's being mighty generous. Why this looks more a janitor's closet. Isn't that the furnace?"
"What do you want? You beat Darren Glass. It took twenty people but you should be happy."
"Watch the attitude Johansen or I might change my mind."
"Change your mind about what?"
"About giving you the chance to be rid of me."
"Okay Sargent I'm listening."
"You pay me 300,000 dollars and I walk out of W*RE without a fight. I walk out of this arena and you never see me again."
"300,000 dollars? You know I can't cut a check that big, just like that."
"Of course you can. You made enough selling shirts tonight to pay me 500,000."
"But you said it was 300,000."
"Price went up while you waited."
"Okay okay 500,000."
"That's not all."
"More money? "
"Would be nice but no. It's about Overdog."
"What about him?"
"When he loses this Caged Hate I don't want him to get a rematch for the DEATHcore title. In fact I want him to get a shot at the Hemisphere championship."
"I can't just do that. I have to go thru the championship committee and Morris is still majority owner."
"Don't gimme that crap. The kid has not lost a match in months and has been facing tough competition. The magazines have him in the W*RE top five. Besides we both know you control the committee with your stooges running things."
"Okay okay you've got a deal."
"Listen to me Johansen. You better leave the kid alone or I will be back. Do you understand?"
"Yes I understand."
"Good I want my money upfront."
About an hour before Caged Hate.
"What are you doing in my office Sargent?"
"Office?? That's being mighty generous. Why this looks more a janitor's closet. Isn't that the furnace?"
"What do you want? You beat Darren Glass. It took twenty people but you should be happy."
"Watch the attitude Johansen or I might change my mind."
"Change your mind about what?"
"About giving you the chance to be rid of me."
"Okay Sargent I'm listening."
"You pay me 300,000 dollars and I walk out of W*RE without a fight. I walk out of this arena and you never see me again."
"300,000 dollars? You know I can't cut a check that big, just like that."
"Of course you can. You made enough selling shirts tonight to pay me 500,000."
"But you said it was 300,000."
"Price went up while you waited."
"Okay okay 500,000."
"That's not all."
"More money? "
"Would be nice but no. It's about Overdog."
"What about him?"
"When he loses this Caged Hate I don't want him to get a rematch for the DEATHcore title. In fact I want him to get a shot at the Hemisphere championship."
"I can't just do that. I have to go thru the championship committee and Morris is still majority owner."
"Don't gimme that crap. The kid has not lost a match in months and has been facing tough competition. The magazines have him in the W*RE top five. Besides we both know you control the committee with your stooges running things."
"Okay okay you've got a deal."
"Listen to me Johansen. You better leave the kid alone or I will be back. Do you understand?"
"Yes I understand."
"Good I want my money upfront."
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 60
Caged Hate
EXIT
Barbaracles and Cell Blok fell into the barbwire and exploding boards. That's it everyone in Caged Hate is down but me. I pick up the DEATHcore title and drape it over my shoulder.
"WIRE!!!! WIRE!!!! WIRE!!!!!"
I guess this was a hit with the fans. Oh man think I'm going to collapse. My legs feel like lead. Okay cage door is open. I think my hand is broken from when Cell Blok stomped it earlier.
"Oh my god...."
Cell Blok is getting up.
No he collapsed on top of Barbaracles. I'm on the floor now just need to open the gate and this is over. Fans are getting louder. Can't see anything, blood keeps getting in my eyes. Gate is unlocked.
SLAM!!!!!!!!
What?????? The gate just got slammed in my face. Was just stomped in the head. Wh who?? There is nobody left. Gotta clean my eyes. No no it can't be.
"Sarge????? Why are you doing this?"
The only answer I get is a punch in the face and I fall back down. This doesn't make any sense. Why would Sarge do this? He picks up the DEATHcore belt and goes for the door.
I think of my life. I think of the last six months. I think of Ike Simmons taking my first title shot. I think of King Behemoth getting injured fighting him because of me. I think of Clayton Wyles trying to humiliate me. I think of Janet dumping me. Then I think of how my childhood hero became my mentor and friend. I'm thinking of all the people that were hurt in this cage.
It would be an insult to them, to me and even Sergent Sargent himself to let him walk away with my belt.
"going somewhere s....sarge......"
Sarge turns around and looks at me and I attack. I tackle him into the cage door and hit him as hard as I can over and over. I try to claw his eyes out and pull out a chunk of his hair. He headbutts me in the face and I bite him on his lip. I can't tell if I am tasting his blood or my own.
Then I feel him grab my hair and throw me into the wall of the cage. Before everything goes black I watch Sarge step out of Caged Hate and hear the bell ring.
EXIT
Barbaracles and Cell Blok fell into the barbwire and exploding boards. That's it everyone in Caged Hate is down but me. I pick up the DEATHcore title and drape it over my shoulder.
"WIRE!!!! WIRE!!!! WIRE!!!!!"
I guess this was a hit with the fans. Oh man think I'm going to collapse. My legs feel like lead. Okay cage door is open. I think my hand is broken from when Cell Blok stomped it earlier.
"Oh my god...."
Cell Blok is getting up.
No he collapsed on top of Barbaracles. I'm on the floor now just need to open the gate and this is over. Fans are getting louder. Can't see anything, blood keeps getting in my eyes. Gate is unlocked.
SLAM!!!!!!!!
What?????? The gate just got slammed in my face. Was just stomped in the head. Wh who?? There is nobody left. Gotta clean my eyes. No no it can't be.
"Sarge????? Why are you doing this?"
The only answer I get is a punch in the face and I fall back down. This doesn't make any sense. Why would Sarge do this? He picks up the DEATHcore belt and goes for the door.
I think of my life. I think of the last six months. I think of Ike Simmons taking my first title shot. I think of King Behemoth getting injured fighting him because of me. I think of Clayton Wyles trying to humiliate me. I think of Janet dumping me. Then I think of how my childhood hero became my mentor and friend. I'm thinking of all the people that were hurt in this cage.
It would be an insult to them, to me and even Sergent Sargent himself to let him walk away with my belt.
"going somewhere s....sarge......"
Sarge turns around and looks at me and I attack. I tackle him into the cage door and hit him as hard as I can over and over. I try to claw his eyes out and pull out a chunk of his hair. He headbutts me in the face and I bite him on his lip. I can't tell if I am tasting his blood or my own.
Then I feel him grab my hair and throw me into the wall of the cage. Before everything goes black I watch Sarge step out of Caged Hate and hear the bell ring.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 59
Caged Hate
LEVEL 1
No no no..... This is a disaster. Master Bastard got knocked out in level 2 of the cage, that Exit Wound kid never showed up and Cannibal Soldier and Vampire Vigilante got called to an Omeniac U seminar. My only hope is TerroRantula can win this.
"C'MON TERRORANTULA KILL THAT ASSHOLE!!!!"
I think he is over matched fighting that Barbariancles. Wait TerroRantula is doing it. He has that hairball staggering after a flurry of knees to the face. Yes He's going to the top rope. He hits a 450 to the standing Barbaracles. His knee went right in his head.
"YES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
Great now Marc Chambers is eye balling me like I'm crazy.
"Eyes on the match spud I'm managing."
no no no no no NO!!!!!!!! Barbaracles is getting up. TerroRantula is going for the Spider Press. Barbaracles caught him.
"GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING NO!!!!"
"Mr.Wyles you cannot use language like that on a W*RE broadcast."
"Oh save it for Nick Jr Chambers!!!!"
No he has TerroRantula pressed over his head he's going to drop him into the barbwire exploding boards. I can't watch.....
"HE CAUGHT THE CAGE!!!! HE CAUGHT THE FUCKING CAGE!!!!!! GO TERRORANTULA!!!!!!!!"
He is leaping back at Barbaracles
CLANG!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!
barbaracles hit him with a chair and Rantula landed in the pit. thats it for ccw. all my dreams are dead. i might have to give refunds for that show i advertised bastard and rantula on. Wait no I still have Cell Blok.
"KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH CELL BLOK CARVE THE FUCKER UP!!!!"
****
TerroRantula just got dropped in the pit. It is just Barbaracles, Cell Blok and me. My best chance is to ambush them while they are fighting each other. I'm on top of the cage surrounding the ring in level 1. Here goes nothing. I leap off the cage with a flying body press.
They caught me. They throw me like a dart into cage wall around the ring. Gotta stay awake. Luckily they are more obsessed with fighting each other than taking my belt. Dragging myself to the door by the ring. Inch by inch. Once I get to the door all I have to do is get out of Caged Hate and I'm still champion. Right when I am at the door I feel a steel toed boot stomp my hand. Its Cell Blok he remembered me.
He picks me up by my throat and choke slams me in the ring. Thankfully I'm in a area where the cage blocks the pit. Try to pull myself up he takes my belt off of me and kicks me in the head. My nose is broken and my eye is swelling shut. He has a piece of glass cutting up my chest.
"ARRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Barbaracles clotheslined Cell Blok with his arm wrapped in a chain. Blok is down as Barabacles starts pummeling him. He slams Blok three times in a row. Then powerslams him into the cage.
Okay Greg now grab your belt and pull yourself together. The door is right there. Before I can open it I feel somebody grab my hair.
"Leavin so soon boy!!!!!!"
He slings me by my hair into the ring cage door. Holding myself up on the ropes. Before Barbaracles can grab the belt Cell Blok brained him with SAWdust ax handle and started choking him from behind. They are fighting all over the ring struggling for control of the ax handle.
Now they are fighting near the pit. Both of them are bleeding so bad I doubt they know where they are. C'MON Greg this is your last chance.
I start running and hit the biggest dropkick I can and
"BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!"
They both hit the pit. It's over.
LEVEL 1
No no no..... This is a disaster. Master Bastard got knocked out in level 2 of the cage, that Exit Wound kid never showed up and Cannibal Soldier and Vampire Vigilante got called to an Omeniac U seminar. My only hope is TerroRantula can win this.
"C'MON TERRORANTULA KILL THAT ASSHOLE!!!!"
I think he is over matched fighting that Barbariancles. Wait TerroRantula is doing it. He has that hairball staggering after a flurry of knees to the face. Yes He's going to the top rope. He hits a 450 to the standing Barbaracles. His knee went right in his head.
"YES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
Great now Marc Chambers is eye balling me like I'm crazy.
"Eyes on the match spud I'm managing."
no no no no no NO!!!!!!!! Barbaracles is getting up. TerroRantula is going for the Spider Press. Barbaracles caught him.
"GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING NO!!!!"
"Mr.Wyles you cannot use language like that on a W*RE broadcast."
"Oh save it for Nick Jr Chambers!!!!"
No he has TerroRantula pressed over his head he's going to drop him into the barbwire exploding boards. I can't watch.....
"HE CAUGHT THE CAGE!!!! HE CAUGHT THE FUCKING CAGE!!!!!! GO TERRORANTULA!!!!!!!!"
He is leaping back at Barbaracles
CLANG!!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!
barbaracles hit him with a chair and Rantula landed in the pit. thats it for ccw. all my dreams are dead. i might have to give refunds for that show i advertised bastard and rantula on. Wait no I still have Cell Blok.
"KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH CELL BLOK CARVE THE FUCKER UP!!!!"
****
TerroRantula just got dropped in the pit. It is just Barbaracles, Cell Blok and me. My best chance is to ambush them while they are fighting each other. I'm on top of the cage surrounding the ring in level 1. Here goes nothing. I leap off the cage with a flying body press.
They caught me. They throw me like a dart into cage wall around the ring. Gotta stay awake. Luckily they are more obsessed with fighting each other than taking my belt. Dragging myself to the door by the ring. Inch by inch. Once I get to the door all I have to do is get out of Caged Hate and I'm still champion. Right when I am at the door I feel a steel toed boot stomp my hand. Its Cell Blok he remembered me.
He picks me up by my throat and choke slams me in the ring. Thankfully I'm in a area where the cage blocks the pit. Try to pull myself up he takes my belt off of me and kicks me in the head. My nose is broken and my eye is swelling shut. He has a piece of glass cutting up my chest.
"ARRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Barbaracles clotheslined Cell Blok with his arm wrapped in a chain. Blok is down as Barabacles starts pummeling him. He slams Blok three times in a row. Then powerslams him into the cage.
Okay Greg now grab your belt and pull yourself together. The door is right there. Before I can open it I feel somebody grab my hair.
"Leavin so soon boy!!!!!!"
He slings me by my hair into the ring cage door. Holding myself up on the ropes. Before Barbaracles can grab the belt Cell Blok brained him with SAWdust ax handle and started choking him from behind. They are fighting all over the ring struggling for control of the ax handle.
Now they are fighting near the pit. Both of them are bleeding so bad I doubt they know where they are. C'MON Greg this is your last chance.
I start running and hit the biggest dropkick I can and
"BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!"
They both hit the pit. It's over.
WCW/nWo Nitro, September 29th 1997: Curt Hennig vs. The Giant
This match is shortly after Curt Hennig betrayed the Horsemen at Fall Brawl 97. Giant and Hennig had a really good match a month before but had a bullshit finish even I could not tolerate.
They have really great chemistry and I wish they could of gotten a ppv match. Hnnig bumps big for all of the Giant's stuff while Hennig is big enough to credibly beat up the Giant. This really reminds me of an old school Andre match. Giant dominates til Hennig ducks a clothesline and Giant takes a nasty tumble to the floor. Then Hennig actually hits the perfectplex on the Giant and the crowd lost it. I love when even the referee has a "holy shit!!" reaction. This being 1997 brings out the nWo and they beat down the Giant.
Note to Nexus this is how a gang beats down somebody. They swarm the Giant and he is still fighting back until Scott Norton clocks him with Hennig's United States championship. Then Sting comes out and shit gets crazy.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 58
Caged Hate
Level 2
I drop into level 2 of Caged Hate. This level is more dangerous than Level 3 which only had a few basic weapons hanging around. This cage has the weapons and one wall covered in barbwire and the other is electrified. I look next to me and I see both members of Desecration 99 laying unconscious.
Nothing says I have to hurt anybody to win and as Sarge would say I'm not being paid by the hour so I run for the entrance to level 1. This could work and then I feel my arm wrenched out of its socket. The Judozer caught me.
****
Been working this circuit for years. I was the toughest prison guard to ever come out of Eugene Oregon. They called me the Warden because I ran the prison. Got into wrestling and I kept busting heads. But this? I never been in any shit like this. Just watched Sonny Fenix get blown up by Barbaracles.
"Arrrggghhhhhhhhh!!!!"
While I'm being cut up by this guy Cell Blok. God help me I hit this prag with everything on my belt and nothing. Hit him hard enough with my nightstick that his face is bruised and has welts. He just keeps moving forward like nothing matters. There I hit the Death Warrant.,
"Get up from that motherfucker!!!!"
"Gaahhhh"
He has me in a choke hold. Fuck I'm going under. Biting him and he sounds like it is getting him off.
SMASH!!!!!
He he let go. I was saved by SAWdust?
****
Judozer thinks I am unconscious and he just took the DEATHcore belt off of me. That was a bad idea since that made him a target. He got tackled by The Strawman. Do not know much about this guy. Sarge said he was maimed in Japan.
Judozer just flipped over Strawman and got him in an armbar. If this were a regular match that would be the end. Before he can break Strawman's arm, Master Bastard knocks him out with a barbwire chair. Okay I have to grab my belt before Master Bastard gets it. I snatch it away just as Master Bastard had it in his hand.
As I put the belt on I realize that Strawman and Master Bastard are standing in front of the exit to Level 2.
****
yes yes yes...... sawdust will destroy overdog and take his crown. don't care about warden. but i know i must kill cell blok if i want to win. cutting up cell blok with broken kendo stick. warden is holding him by the throat with his gavel. going to finish him with my ax handle when i hear something...... Doug?????
****
I did not want this. Strawman and Master Bastard formed a brief alliance to hurt me. I did my best fighting them but they were too much. But instead of grabbing the belt Strawman ordered Master Bastard to hold me and Strawman grabbed his pitch fork.
Master Bastard argued with him which helped me recover. Strawman runs at me with the pitchfork just as Master Bastard grabs me by my hair. I stomp Master Bastard on the foot and Overkill him on the cage floor. Strawman missed us and stabbed the cage. What none of us realized was it was the electrified side of the cage.
Can't worry about Strawman. I get to the exit and hear another explosion. SAWdust and the Warden were chokeslammed into the pit by Cell Blok.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 57
CAGED HATE
LEVEL 3
They sent me to the top floor of the arena. I am on top of the Caged Hate structure. Looking down as the lights flicker on and off I see what I am going to have to fight my way thru. Phil said the rules were simple. The only way to win is to walk thru the exit of stage one with the DEATHcore title.
I hear the gears moving and the cage is being lowered as ominous music plays. I look down into the two rings and I see all of the entrants. They are all different and unique but they have one thing in common they want the W*RE DEATHcore title.
****
Phil said that each wrestler was assigned a level. I doubt it is random when I see who is waiting for me as I drop into level 3. Bingwen, Violator and Overmask.
"Well Well if it isn't Overdog. You stole my belt at Endgame but you will not be able to cheat me thi...."
CRACK!!!! I hit Overmask with a kendo stick and he is out. Violator runs at me and I duck under a fat clothesline only for Bingwen to kick me in the face. If BingweN were more together he woulda snatched the DEATHcore title. Instead he is just staring at his hand. Could use that but Violator started dropping greasy elbow drops on me.
"Bingwen honey c'mon lets finish him. Grab his legs and I'll drop the parking violation on him."
****
Comeonbaby. Drama City is back open for business and Glamrock is Mayor for life. Gotta stay alive long enough to grab that belt. I get that then I can join W*RE and prove I'm better than Freddie ever was. I'm in the ring and it has a part of a cage surrounding it. The floor is covered in barbwire and explosives.
I can't keep dodging this guy forever. what was his name Barbara Clea or something. Oh shit he caught me in the gut. I duck his clothesline and tag him with my Dramakick!!!!!!
"Yeah Welcome to Drama City Owwwwwww!!!!!!"
Wait he's still standing. Ohshitohshit.
"You think you're so fucking tough Barbara? Well eat this!!!!"
He caught the Drama Kick........ Pulling and pulling nobabyno. I'm over his head and he throws me to the floor. Sorry Sonny you deserved better. .
****
Heard an explosion. Happened in the ring. This cage is not my preferred environment but Clay paid me his money he'll get his belt.
I'm on the second stage of this "Caged Hate". Have not run into anything I can't handle. The Desecration wannabes have been coming at me but these guys are a team in name only. One called Porn charges me and I use a Simple judo throw to toss him over. I hang onto his arm and put my foot on his throat. His buddy Grind runs at me and I throw him over with one arm and I release Porn. I grab both of them by the waist and suplex them into the cage wall. That's the end of Desecration and I see I now have the Strawman's attention.
****
"Gaaaahhhh!!!!"
Violator just sat on me again. That would make it three times he did the Parking Violation. Pain is not enough to drown out the screams and explosions coming from levels 1 and 2. Overmask finally recovered and got his hits in. I over hear the three of them making plans.
"Guys I know all about overcoming the odds and if one of us goes into that next cage alone we are dead."
"You're right we need to work as a group. Our only chance is to form a cute little bunch and fight our way out. Right Bingwen?"
"........."
"Since I was a former DEATHcore champion I'll wear the belt."
"Why should you wear it. You were not really DEATHcore champ and I'm a former West Coast champion I should wear it."
"Why so it'll be absorbed by your fat gut?"
"It'll be safe!!"
Okay this is my chance. C'mon just a little more. Now Bingwen is fighting over the belt too. NOW!!!!!!
I run as fast as I can. I dropkick Violator in the face as I get Bingwen and Overmask with a double Overkiller.
The three of them are out and I strap the DEATHcore belt on and drop into Level 2.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 56
54.
After the match with Darren Glass, Sarge did not look happy. I met him in the hall way to check on him. He was limping and looked mad at the world. He was no even wearing his mask.
"Sarge are you okay?"
He walked right past me glaring. But I follow him anyway.
"Sarge I know Ruination helping you went against your wishes. But you still pinned Darren Glass. That is impressive he only lost three times this year and each guy needed help to do it, even Monolith and Embalmer."
"Is that suppose to make me happy boy?"
"No sir It is just I uh um mean you are...."
"In good company is that it?"
"yeah i guess."
"Well you guessed wrong kid. My entire career I was vicious and I cheated as much as I could but I did it alone. Now the record books are going to say a washed up old man needed the help of four idiots to defeat Son of Albertron. That is not how I wanted to go out!!!!"
"Sarge you accomplished too much for that to be your legacy. You revolutionized children television. You were Omniversal Champion. Besides this is not your final night in W*RE and everybody does not know you are the Wrecker."
"Kid just stay away from me. You have more than enough to worry about."
I decided to let Sarge cool down and now I am watching Bleached Evil defend the Hemisphere belt against Matt Babylon. Babylon has avoided the Bleach Blaster and kicked out of the Bleach Breaker. They are fighting on the floor and Babylon locked Evil in the Sword of Babylon submission and they both get counted out. Now all the agents are trying to get Babylon to release the hold. Every agent but Diamond Phil.
"Overdog your match is next. It's time for Caged Hate."
After the match with Darren Glass, Sarge did not look happy. I met him in the hall way to check on him. He was limping and looked mad at the world. He was no even wearing his mask.
"Sarge are you okay?"
He walked right past me glaring. But I follow him anyway.
"Sarge I know Ruination helping you went against your wishes. But you still pinned Darren Glass. That is impressive he only lost three times this year and each guy needed help to do it, even Monolith and Embalmer."
"Is that suppose to make me happy boy?"
"No sir It is just I uh um mean you are...."
"In good company is that it?"
"yeah i guess."
"Well you guessed wrong kid. My entire career I was vicious and I cheated as much as I could but I did it alone. Now the record books are going to say a washed up old man needed the help of four idiots to defeat Son of Albertron. That is not how I wanted to go out!!!!"
"Sarge you accomplished too much for that to be your legacy. You revolutionized children television. You were Omniversal Champion. Besides this is not your final night in W*RE and everybody does not know you are the Wrecker."
"Kid just stay away from me. You have more than enough to worry about."
I decided to let Sarge cool down and now I am watching Bleached Evil defend the Hemisphere belt against Matt Babylon. Babylon has avoided the Bleach Blaster and kicked out of the Bleach Breaker. They are fighting on the floor and Babylon locked Evil in the Sword of Babylon submission and they both get counted out. Now all the agents are trying to get Babylon to release the hold. Every agent but Diamond Phil.
"Overdog your match is next. It's time for Caged Hate."
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 55
53.
Walking to the ring without music. The Ruination music makes my ears bleed, so I told them not to play anything. Besides it keeps the Wrecker mysterious. This match with Glass was booked about a week ago. Have not faired so well against this punk on the circuit. He can't unmask or pin me, but getting saved by the likes of X-ILE and Deathrock makes me sick.
I stepped up my training, while helping the kid train for that Caged Hate garbage. Kid has his work cut out for him. My problem is Darren Glass. I trained harder than I have in over a decade. That combined with chemical helpers, has got me pumped.
Glass's music hits and I get sick as I hear how much people are cheering for him. Guy is in love with himself and wants to share it with everybody. Normally he would be posing for these people but he really wants to hurt the Old Wrecker. He slides under the bottom rope and I drop a knee on his head. Keep hitting knee drops on him before I start choking him with my trench coat. Referee tries to stop me but this is no disqualification, so I punch the ref in the gut and start stomping him.
I love hurting a referee, but I forgot about Glass who cleaned my clock with a clothesline. Throws me in the corner and starts hitting me with left hands. His left hand is his specialty. He even keeps it taped up. Just like his granddaddy Dr.Jerry Glass. I hated that pretentious fucker. Won a ton of titles in Mexico under a mask as the Glass Eater. Til he lost the mask to the original Miracle Mask. Then came back to the states as Dr.Jerry Glass. He was huge in Texas. Beating him at the Cotton Bowl really put me on the map.
Why the fuck am I thinking of that now? I headbutt Darren Glass then knee him in the groin. I suplex him over the top rope to the floor. Before Glass can recover I hit a running clothesline off the apron. Going to try to Wrecking Ball swing him into the turnbuckle post, but he pokes me in the eye. He starts firing off those left hands but I cut him off with a forearm. I run at him, but he powerslams me on the floor. God Damn does that fucking smart.
He grabs me by the mask and tosses me into the first row. Glass climbs over the guard rail after me. I bet the punk gets a thrill hearing little girls squeal while they maim each other just trying to be near him. He just snap suplexed me on the concrete and I think my back is broke. That asshole is signing autographs and posing for pictures. I grab a chair and wrap it around his head as a pair of ten year olds run away.
"You better run you little shits!!!!"
I really lay in the chair shots across his back.
"C'mon Glass where is your big talk now?"
I toss him back to ringside and the replacement ref is keeping his distance. I turn my head for a second to make sure he keeps it that way and Glass spit Surge into my face. Shit burns like acid. He picks me up and drops me crotch first on the guardrail. Before I can think of breathing, he clotheslines me.
He throws me in the ring and I hear him say.
"Time to eat some Glass, Gramps!!"
Gramps? I get up and tear into Darren Glass. Drive him into the corner with rights and lefts. Referee gets in my way and he hits me with his other finishing move the Glass Slipper. Can't breathe but at least I put up a good fight.
1......2...... ??? Glass just got attacked by X-ILE. I told Morris I did not want any help tonight. X-ILE tries to spin kick him but Glass ducks and hits the Glass Eater on him. I hit Glass from behind and hit the piledriver. 1......2... Damn it Glass kicked out. Going to try it again, but Glass backdrop me, I land on my feet and he hits the Glass Eater on me.
1......2...... Oh what now. Fucking Skull and Deathrock are on Glass. They send Glass into the ropes for the Skull@$% but Glass hits a double Glass Slipper. I have never seen anything like that.
Gotta get up now. I roll him up 1......2... he kicked out. I hit the Wrecking Ball finally. 1......2...... GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK MICHEAL DUKAKIS!!!! He kicked out again. I just go crazy hitting this son of a bitch with everything I have. I get ready to piledrive him when he backdrops me to the floor. I feel my knee cap get twisted.
I see Morris run past me to attack Glass. Busted knee or no busted knee I get back in the ring. Glass fights his way outta the Motor Matrix,. It is killing me and blows my cover but I'm on the top rope. I fly off and hit a Super Bayonet. 1.........2............3.
Boos are raining down as I hear the announcer. "The Winner of this match The Super Wrecker X2K!!!!"
Yeah I won, all it took was five guys and me nearly killing myself.
Walking to the ring without music. The Ruination music makes my ears bleed, so I told them not to play anything. Besides it keeps the Wrecker mysterious. This match with Glass was booked about a week ago. Have not faired so well against this punk on the circuit. He can't unmask or pin me, but getting saved by the likes of X-ILE and Deathrock makes me sick.
I stepped up my training, while helping the kid train for that Caged Hate garbage. Kid has his work cut out for him. My problem is Darren Glass. I trained harder than I have in over a decade. That combined with chemical helpers, has got me pumped.
Glass's music hits and I get sick as I hear how much people are cheering for him. Guy is in love with himself and wants to share it with everybody. Normally he would be posing for these people but he really wants to hurt the Old Wrecker. He slides under the bottom rope and I drop a knee on his head. Keep hitting knee drops on him before I start choking him with my trench coat. Referee tries to stop me but this is no disqualification, so I punch the ref in the gut and start stomping him.
I love hurting a referee, but I forgot about Glass who cleaned my clock with a clothesline. Throws me in the corner and starts hitting me with left hands. His left hand is his specialty. He even keeps it taped up. Just like his granddaddy Dr.Jerry Glass. I hated that pretentious fucker. Won a ton of titles in Mexico under a mask as the Glass Eater. Til he lost the mask to the original Miracle Mask. Then came back to the states as Dr.Jerry Glass. He was huge in Texas. Beating him at the Cotton Bowl really put me on the map.
Why the fuck am I thinking of that now? I headbutt Darren Glass then knee him in the groin. I suplex him over the top rope to the floor. Before Glass can recover I hit a running clothesline off the apron. Going to try to Wrecking Ball swing him into the turnbuckle post, but he pokes me in the eye. He starts firing off those left hands but I cut him off with a forearm. I run at him, but he powerslams me on the floor. God Damn does that fucking smart.
He grabs me by the mask and tosses me into the first row. Glass climbs over the guard rail after me. I bet the punk gets a thrill hearing little girls squeal while they maim each other just trying to be near him. He just snap suplexed me on the concrete and I think my back is broke. That asshole is signing autographs and posing for pictures. I grab a chair and wrap it around his head as a pair of ten year olds run away.
"You better run you little shits!!!!"
I really lay in the chair shots across his back.
"C'mon Glass where is your big talk now?"
I toss him back to ringside and the replacement ref is keeping his distance. I turn my head for a second to make sure he keeps it that way and Glass spit Surge into my face. Shit burns like acid. He picks me up and drops me crotch first on the guardrail. Before I can think of breathing, he clotheslines me.
He throws me in the ring and I hear him say.
"Time to eat some Glass, Gramps!!"
Gramps? I get up and tear into Darren Glass. Drive him into the corner with rights and lefts. Referee gets in my way and he hits me with his other finishing move the Glass Slipper. Can't breathe but at least I put up a good fight.
1......2...... ??? Glass just got attacked by X-ILE. I told Morris I did not want any help tonight. X-ILE tries to spin kick him but Glass ducks and hits the Glass Eater on him. I hit Glass from behind and hit the piledriver. 1......2... Damn it Glass kicked out. Going to try it again, but Glass backdrop me, I land on my feet and he hits the Glass Eater on me.
1......2...... Oh what now. Fucking Skull and Deathrock are on Glass. They send Glass into the ropes for the Skull@$% but Glass hits a double Glass Slipper. I have never seen anything like that.
Gotta get up now. I roll him up 1......2... he kicked out. I hit the Wrecking Ball finally. 1......2...... GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK MICHEAL DUKAKIS!!!! He kicked out again. I just go crazy hitting this son of a bitch with everything I have. I get ready to piledrive him when he backdrops me to the floor. I feel my knee cap get twisted.
I see Morris run past me to attack Glass. Busted knee or no busted knee I get back in the ring. Glass fights his way outta the Motor Matrix,. It is killing me and blows my cover but I'm on the top rope. I fly off and hit a Super Bayonet. 1.........2............3.
Boos are raining down as I hear the announcer. "The Winner of this match The Super Wrecker X2K!!!!"
Yeah I won, all it took was five guys and me nearly killing myself.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 54
52.
I'm at the arena for X-Mas Xrisis. Came into the building and all the challengers who don't work for W*RE are eye balling me. Get a look at Caged Hate and yeah I'm scared. From what I can see it is huge. Hard to get a good look because it is so dark above the ring.
Decided to go watch the show since my match is on before the main event.
The opening match is Alex Thomas vs Combo Clay. Alex Thomas was the Olympic Bronze Medalist who just joined W*RE. Combo Clay recruited him to join a Tribe Called Fist but Thomas refused. After that the Tribe declared war on him.
They start off doing amateur style wrestling but as good as Combo is on the mat, he is no match for Alex Thomas,.So Combo gets the advantage with his striking ability. They end up outside the ring and Thomas almost used a chair on Combo.
For some reason Alex Thomas looks familiar to me. But not from the Olympics like I have seen him in another pro wrestling league. But that's impossible. Combo goes for his T-CLAY-O but Thomas reverses it into a northern lights suplex for the win.
Next up was the tag team battle royal. It was won by the team of Judas Prince and Elijah when they eliminated Freefall. Lights went out and when they came back on Freefall had gotten a bleach bath.
"Hey kid"
Sarge just walked in wearing his Wrecker gear. A little bit jarring even if he admitted to me he was the Wrecker a week ago. He said he joined up with Ruination to help us. That he could not fight the House of Bleach alone. I got my belt back so he was not wrong.
"Sarge are you ready to fight Darren Glass tonight?"
"I am kid, I really am. This is the end of the line. I'm going to kick Darren Glass's teeth down his throat. Then I can lose this mask and be back where I belong. But you know kid I owe this to you."
"Me? But Sarge you're a legend. You're the one who helped me."
"Kid without you, I could not of gotten my foot back in the door. I need one more thing from you."
"What?"
"No matter how ugly this match gets, do not get involved,"
"What do you mean Sarge?"
"I know you. If it looks I'm getting hurt you'll try to step in. This is my fight. Stay out of it."
"Whatever you want Sarge."
Sarge puts his mask on and walks out of the room.
****
This is not Ruination's night. X-ILE got himself counted out to save his West Coast belt from Scissor Mask. Then the Paint Chippers got mauled by the Dino Roiders, losing the tag belts. Martin Morris is having a fit about it as I walk into the Ruination dressing room.
"This is not going to cut it. I do everything in my power to stack the odds in your favor without getting the championship committee on my ass. But you have to get counted out against Scissor Mask?"
"Martin it's not what it looks like. Scissor Mask was cheating man. He loaded his boot before he hit me with that Scissor kick."
"At least you saved your title. Which is more than I can say for you two idiots. Skull, Deathrock why did you try to fight the Dino Warriors head on?"
"Uh because we are two super studds and uh great fighters...."
"Fighter, fighter!!!!!"
"Well apparently you're not great fighters because you lost!!! Where the hell is the Wrecker?"
"Right here Morris and you better watch your tone."
".....Of course Wrecker, you have not failed me. You have to defeat Darren Glass. If he defeats you tonight, Johansen might have enough leverage to force me to give him another title match."
"Not gonna happen Morris. I'm going to finish the Man of Glass tonight. you better worry about your title match. Monolith might have your number."
"I don't think he does Wrecker. I really don't."
I'm at the arena for X-Mas Xrisis. Came into the building and all the challengers who don't work for W*RE are eye balling me. Get a look at Caged Hate and yeah I'm scared. From what I can see it is huge. Hard to get a good look because it is so dark above the ring.
Decided to go watch the show since my match is on before the main event.
The opening match is Alex Thomas vs Combo Clay. Alex Thomas was the Olympic Bronze Medalist who just joined W*RE. Combo Clay recruited him to join a Tribe Called Fist but Thomas refused. After that the Tribe declared war on him.
They start off doing amateur style wrestling but as good as Combo is on the mat, he is no match for Alex Thomas,.So Combo gets the advantage with his striking ability. They end up outside the ring and Thomas almost used a chair on Combo.
For some reason Alex Thomas looks familiar to me. But not from the Olympics like I have seen him in another pro wrestling league. But that's impossible. Combo goes for his T-CLAY-O but Thomas reverses it into a northern lights suplex for the win.
Next up was the tag team battle royal. It was won by the team of Judas Prince and Elijah when they eliminated Freefall. Lights went out and when they came back on Freefall had gotten a bleach bath.
"Hey kid"
Sarge just walked in wearing his Wrecker gear. A little bit jarring even if he admitted to me he was the Wrecker a week ago. He said he joined up with Ruination to help us. That he could not fight the House of Bleach alone. I got my belt back so he was not wrong.
"Sarge are you ready to fight Darren Glass tonight?"
"I am kid, I really am. This is the end of the line. I'm going to kick Darren Glass's teeth down his throat. Then I can lose this mask and be back where I belong. But you know kid I owe this to you."
"Me? But Sarge you're a legend. You're the one who helped me."
"Kid without you, I could not of gotten my foot back in the door. I need one more thing from you."
"What?"
"No matter how ugly this match gets, do not get involved,"
"What do you mean Sarge?"
"I know you. If it looks I'm getting hurt you'll try to step in. This is my fight. Stay out of it."
"Whatever you want Sarge."
Sarge puts his mask on and walks out of the room.
****
This is not Ruination's night. X-ILE got himself counted out to save his West Coast belt from Scissor Mask. Then the Paint Chippers got mauled by the Dino Roiders, losing the tag belts. Martin Morris is having a fit about it as I walk into the Ruination dressing room.
"This is not going to cut it. I do everything in my power to stack the odds in your favor without getting the championship committee on my ass. But you have to get counted out against Scissor Mask?"
"Martin it's not what it looks like. Scissor Mask was cheating man. He loaded his boot before he hit me with that Scissor kick."
"At least you saved your title. Which is more than I can say for you two idiots. Skull, Deathrock why did you try to fight the Dino Warriors head on?"
"Uh because we are two super studds and uh great fighters...."
"Fighter, fighter!!!!!"
"Well apparently you're not great fighters because you lost!!! Where the hell is the Wrecker?"
"Right here Morris and you better watch your tone."
".....Of course Wrecker, you have not failed me. You have to defeat Darren Glass. If he defeats you tonight, Johansen might have enough leverage to force me to give him another title match."
"Not gonna happen Morris. I'm going to finish the Man of Glass tonight. you better worry about your title match. Monolith might have your number."
"I don't think he does Wrecker. I really don't."
Thursday, January 06, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 53
51.
"This is our chance to take what belongs to the Combat Collective. It is our chance to take the W*RE DEATHcore belt. We will enter Caged Hate and destroy the Overdog!!! Representing CCW is Gorkilla!!!!"
"Fuck you Wyles!!"
"But Gorkilla, we need you to represent the Collective."
"The Collective can fuck off. My only concern is taking the CCW World title from that paper champion Dixon."
"Ain't gonna happen monkey man. You have never beat the Dynasty and you never will."
"How bout I choke you out right here Dixon!!!"
"Please Dynasty, Gorkilla, we need to be a family. Focus our energy on Caged Hate."
"Listen Clayton, you can count "The Dynasty" out."
"But but Jason I need you."
"Look I nearly got maimed trying to get that belt before. I am not going to risk my health on anything but the Combat Collective Wrestling World heavyweight championship."
Okay Gorkilla and Dixon are not going to be in the cage. But I still have a full roster of killers
"Okay Hell Machine you're going in."
"No can do Clayton."
"What but you're the CCW tag team champions!!!!"
"Yeah and as of yesterday we are part of the W*RE roster."
"But you're under contract."
"Nope, they expired last week."
No no no no no no. Not my Hell Machine I needed them. Oh god they are going to take my tag titles to W*RE. Who are they wrestling this weekend? Vampire Vigilante and Cannibal Soldier; Yeah with a little help those two will get the CCW tag belts from the Hell Machine. I hate relying on those Omeniac University grads. But can't be choosey at the moment.
"Master Bastard, I know I can count on you."
"Got that right boss. That punk Overdog will bow before his Master."
Thank god I knew I could count on him.
"My god Ghetto Breaker, what happened to your leg!!!"
"I broke it jumping off a balcony fighting Pumpkin Skull."
"Why would you do that? You knew I needed you."
"I dunno the little fucker bugs me. Always trying to convert me to the word of Omeniac. Last night he went in my bag and took my copies of Crevice and replaced them with Omeniac U brochures."
"I don't care oh god I'm ruined."
"I called my cousin Exit Wound. he's gonna take my place. He can handle himself."
I saw a tape or two of that kid fighting. He could be useful. I still have my TerroRantula and my trump card Cell Blok. I'll finally have the W*RE DEATHcore title.
"This is our chance to take what belongs to the Combat Collective. It is our chance to take the W*RE DEATHcore belt. We will enter Caged Hate and destroy the Overdog!!! Representing CCW is Gorkilla!!!!"
"Fuck you Wyles!!"
"But Gorkilla, we need you to represent the Collective."
"The Collective can fuck off. My only concern is taking the CCW World title from that paper champion Dixon."
"Ain't gonna happen monkey man. You have never beat the Dynasty and you never will."
"How bout I choke you out right here Dixon!!!"
"Please Dynasty, Gorkilla, we need to be a family. Focus our energy on Caged Hate."
"Listen Clayton, you can count "The Dynasty" out."
"But but Jason I need you."
"Look I nearly got maimed trying to get that belt before. I am not going to risk my health on anything but the Combat Collective Wrestling World heavyweight championship."
Okay Gorkilla and Dixon are not going to be in the cage. But I still have a full roster of killers
"Okay Hell Machine you're going in."
"No can do Clayton."
"What but you're the CCW tag team champions!!!!"
"Yeah and as of yesterday we are part of the W*RE roster."
"But you're under contract."
"Nope, they expired last week."
No no no no no no. Not my Hell Machine I needed them. Oh god they are going to take my tag titles to W*RE. Who are they wrestling this weekend? Vampire Vigilante and Cannibal Soldier; Yeah with a little help those two will get the CCW tag belts from the Hell Machine. I hate relying on those Omeniac University grads. But can't be choosey at the moment.
"Master Bastard, I know I can count on you."
"Got that right boss. That punk Overdog will bow before his Master."
Thank god I knew I could count on him.
"My god Ghetto Breaker, what happened to your leg!!!"
"I broke it jumping off a balcony fighting Pumpkin Skull."
"Why would you do that? You knew I needed you."
"I dunno the little fucker bugs me. Always trying to convert me to the word of Omeniac. Last night he went in my bag and took my copies of Crevice and replaced them with Omeniac U brochures."
"I don't care oh god I'm ruined."
"I called my cousin Exit Wound. he's gonna take my place. He can handle himself."
I saw a tape or two of that kid fighting. He could be useful. I still have my TerroRantula and my trump card Cell Blok. I'll finally have the W*RE DEATHcore title.
Monday, January 03, 2011
Savage Sports Stories Day 52
50.
After my lifetime ban from WAVE, I figured I could stroll in and take the AWOL Independent World title.
Champion was this blond haired sissy named $extillion "Dollar Man" $inclaire. Tough guy but could not hang on to that belt to save his life. He was on his sixth reign after beating Lonesome Bellows at Wrestle Reign 87. But I did not count on Gold Ru$h. That was a group Sinclaire was the leader of. Every night I was having to fight off either Larry Wendell or "Enemy" Arron Rider and "Brutal" Brody Love or their manager Louis B Anthony the Only. Or hell usually all of them.
But I had $inclaire's number. One night we wrestled for forty minutes. $inclaire tries to put me in the figure four. Before he can lock it on, I kick him into the referee, knocking the ref out. Here comes Gold Ru$h Anthony tries to hit me with his shoe and I catch him with an uppercut.to the throat.
That brings out the Riders and Wendell. I try to fight them off but I'm only one man. I'm saved by Lonesome Bellows and the Knight Boys Cory and Derek. Pretty surprised since that Bellows prick hardly thinks of anybody but himself. But if he breaks his ankle, he expects you to drop out of a Japan tour to avenge his fat ass.
Anyway Gold Ru$h is out of the way but $inclaire recovered. Tries to hit me with brass knucks I duck his punch and hit the Bayonet 1.....2......3!!! "The winner and new AWOL World Independent Champion Sergent Sargent!!!!!" Lonesome Bellows strapped the belt around my waist and the Knight Boys hoist me on their shoulders.
I feel great, like everything is right with life. Then I see the knocked out referee get up. No no no. He is telling the referee who made the count something. NO NO NO!!!!!
"The original official was attacked by $extillion $inclaire. The original referee rules this match a disqualification. Championships cannot change hands on a disqualification, therefor the AWOL champion is still Sextillion Sinclaire."
The referee is trying to take the belt from me. I punch him in the face and he goes down. I take out my Bayonet and start cutting the referee. His nose is broken and my hand is covered in blood. The other referee comes over and I put him in the Sargelock. Not sure how long he is locked in. Bellows and the Knights try to pull me off of him but I'm furious. This is the tenth fucking time this has happened in a month. I pin $inclaire clean and they take the belt from me. No fucking more. They pull me off of him and the referee gets stretchered out.
Apparently the guy was crippled and had to retire. The one I cut up needed cosmetic surgery to make him look normal. Well fuck both of them. My career is over in the States. Can still work in Japan for W.H.Y but damnit the big money is here. That is why I'm drinking in some hotel bar.
But maybe I was wrong I get approached by this little wormy guy. Looks like a total wimp. Recognize him as one of the WAVE board of directors. He was the only one who voted not to ban me for life. Argued I was good for business because I generate interest.
He has been in the news since he started his new wrestling company. Calls it Wire or something. Took a chunk of the WAVE roster including Mainstream champion Violence "Macho Mauler" Bravado, The N-Bomber and tag team champions the Stone Cutters. So I can guess what he wants with me.
"It was a shame what happened in AWOL. And the same week you were fired off of Sergent Sargent's Horse Power."
Standard negotiating tactic. Being sympathetic while showing he knows I'm vulnerable.
"Get to the point Joey and I quit the show"
"Of course Sergent. My name is Jerome, Jerome Johansen."
"Yeah whatever. Get to your point."
"I want you to wrestle for me."
"I'm sure you would. But haven't you heard I'm damaged goods? I might break your referees or maim the Macho Mauler."
"Which would only increase ticket sales. You can be a guest on the Brandon Goodhart show at Valley of the Brawls. Announce your intention to become the first W*RE Planetary champion."
Brandon Goodhart? Eh if his check clears. Who knows with me as champion this Wire thing could take off.
"How much money are we talking?"
I can tell by the look on his wormy face I'm not going to sign. But I wait for him to write the number down on a napkin.
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"You do not have many options."
"Fuck you"
"You are making a mistake."
"What part of "fuck you" did you not understand?"
"I'm sorry here's the real offer."
That is a big number.not as big as what WAVE paid or what AWOL did but a big number. Just not big enough to look at his wormy face every day.
"Get the fuck out of here Johansen before I fuck up your "pretty" face."
"You think you can threaten me?"
I see two big mother fuckers walking toward me. N-Bomber and Volcano from WAVE. Guess they took Johansen's play money. I hit N-Bomber in the face with a shot glass. Guy walks around like he is a zombie, like he didn't even feel it. Volcano is this big fat guy Tough guy who was all sumo at Tokyo university or some shit. I hit him with a bar stool. I look over and see Johansen smiling. I tackle the little fucker. I think of everything that has happened. From losing my Omniversal belt to being banned from WAVE and AWOL to my fucking show getting canceled. Now this little piss ant thinks he can attack me.
"I AM SERGENT FUCKING SARGENT AND YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!! BEG ME FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!"
"please don't hurt me. please oh Jesus."
"HE AIN'T HEARING YOUR PLEAS AND NEITHER AM I!!!!"
This bar has an aquarium and I stick Johansen's head in it. I am getting a thrill feeling him die.
"COME ON JOHANSEN DIE!!!!"
I feel a big fat fist punch me in the back of my head. Volcano and N-Bomber have recovered. They beat me senseless. Beat me up so bad Johansen was too scared to press charges. Now I am out of big time pro wrestling forever. Working in Japan and taking whatever North American bookings I can get.
After my lifetime ban from WAVE, I figured I could stroll in and take the AWOL Independent World title.
Champion was this blond haired sissy named $extillion "Dollar Man" $inclaire. Tough guy but could not hang on to that belt to save his life. He was on his sixth reign after beating Lonesome Bellows at Wrestle Reign 87. But I did not count on Gold Ru$h. That was a group Sinclaire was the leader of. Every night I was having to fight off either Larry Wendell or "Enemy" Arron Rider and "Brutal" Brody Love or their manager Louis B Anthony the Only. Or hell usually all of them.
But I had $inclaire's number. One night we wrestled for forty minutes. $inclaire tries to put me in the figure four. Before he can lock it on, I kick him into the referee, knocking the ref out. Here comes Gold Ru$h Anthony tries to hit me with his shoe and I catch him with an uppercut.to the throat.
That brings out the Riders and Wendell. I try to fight them off but I'm only one man. I'm saved by Lonesome Bellows and the Knight Boys Cory and Derek. Pretty surprised since that Bellows prick hardly thinks of anybody but himself. But if he breaks his ankle, he expects you to drop out of a Japan tour to avenge his fat ass.
Anyway Gold Ru$h is out of the way but $inclaire recovered. Tries to hit me with brass knucks I duck his punch and hit the Bayonet 1.....2......3!!! "The winner and new AWOL World Independent Champion Sergent Sargent!!!!!" Lonesome Bellows strapped the belt around my waist and the Knight Boys hoist me on their shoulders.
I feel great, like everything is right with life. Then I see the knocked out referee get up. No no no. He is telling the referee who made the count something. NO NO NO!!!!!
"The original official was attacked by $extillion $inclaire. The original referee rules this match a disqualification. Championships cannot change hands on a disqualification, therefor the AWOL champion is still Sextillion Sinclaire."
The referee is trying to take the belt from me. I punch him in the face and he goes down. I take out my Bayonet and start cutting the referee. His nose is broken and my hand is covered in blood. The other referee comes over and I put him in the Sargelock. Not sure how long he is locked in. Bellows and the Knights try to pull me off of him but I'm furious. This is the tenth fucking time this has happened in a month. I pin $inclaire clean and they take the belt from me. No fucking more. They pull me off of him and the referee gets stretchered out.
Apparently the guy was crippled and had to retire. The one I cut up needed cosmetic surgery to make him look normal. Well fuck both of them. My career is over in the States. Can still work in Japan for W.H.Y but damnit the big money is here. That is why I'm drinking in some hotel bar.
But maybe I was wrong I get approached by this little wormy guy. Looks like a total wimp. Recognize him as one of the WAVE board of directors. He was the only one who voted not to ban me for life. Argued I was good for business because I generate interest.
He has been in the news since he started his new wrestling company. Calls it Wire or something. Took a chunk of the WAVE roster including Mainstream champion Violence "Macho Mauler" Bravado, The N-Bomber and tag team champions the Stone Cutters. So I can guess what he wants with me.
"It was a shame what happened in AWOL. And the same week you were fired off of Sergent Sargent's Horse Power."
Standard negotiating tactic. Being sympathetic while showing he knows I'm vulnerable.
"Get to the point Joey and I quit the show"
"Of course Sergent. My name is Jerome, Jerome Johansen."
"Yeah whatever. Get to your point."
"I want you to wrestle for me."
"I'm sure you would. But haven't you heard I'm damaged goods? I might break your referees or maim the Macho Mauler."
"Which would only increase ticket sales. You can be a guest on the Brandon Goodhart show at Valley of the Brawls. Announce your intention to become the first W*RE Planetary champion."
Brandon Goodhart? Eh if his check clears. Who knows with me as champion this Wire thing could take off.
"How much money are we talking?"
I can tell by the look on his wormy face I'm not going to sign. But I wait for him to write the number down on a napkin.
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"You do not have many options."
"Fuck you"
"You are making a mistake."
"What part of "fuck you" did you not understand?"
"I'm sorry here's the real offer."
That is a big number.not as big as what WAVE paid or what AWOL did but a big number. Just not big enough to look at his wormy face every day.
"Get the fuck out of here Johansen before I fuck up your "pretty" face."
"You think you can threaten me?"
I see two big mother fuckers walking toward me. N-Bomber and Volcano from WAVE. Guess they took Johansen's play money. I hit N-Bomber in the face with a shot glass. Guy walks around like he is a zombie, like he didn't even feel it. Volcano is this big fat guy Tough guy who was all sumo at Tokyo university or some shit. I hit him with a bar stool. I look over and see Johansen smiling. I tackle the little fucker. I think of everything that has happened. From losing my Omniversal belt to being banned from WAVE and AWOL to my fucking show getting canceled. Now this little piss ant thinks he can attack me.
"I AM SERGENT FUCKING SARGENT AND YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!! BEG ME FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!"
"please don't hurt me. please oh Jesus."
"HE AIN'T HEARING YOUR PLEAS AND NEITHER AM I!!!!"
This bar has an aquarium and I stick Johansen's head in it. I am getting a thrill feeling him die.
"COME ON JOHANSEN DIE!!!!"
I feel a big fat fist punch me in the back of my head. Volcano and N-Bomber have recovered. They beat me senseless. Beat me up so bad Johansen was too scared to press charges. Now I am out of big time pro wrestling forever. Working in Japan and taking whatever North American bookings I can get.
Friday, December 24, 2010
Mordecai beats Akio & Billy Kidman
Free Counters
This shows how little I was paying attention in 2004 because I would have loved this. I like how Kidman and Akio attack the guy as he is removing his robe. Then Mordecai takes them apart with cool looking offense like that Franchise stunner and takes out Kidman with the Razor's edge.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 51
49.
"Alright listen up team. Johansen declared that anybody is open to enter this Caged Hate. Who in the Tribe Called FIST is gonna enter?"
"Combo let me enter I got the stinger loaded up. I'll turn Overdog into a pin cushion."
"F-Type I done told you. I'm not allowing you to wrestle in non tag matches, til you work on your basics. The striking alone is not cutting it."
"You gonna enter Combo?"
"Ravage I got plans that night. I'm gonna welcome Alex Thomas into pro wrestling. Anyway I'm above that DEATHcore garbage. I'm gonna take down Martin Morris and win the Planetary title."
"Sensei who is going to enter?"
"Boy you are just a student, you are way outta line addressing me directly. But to answer your question YO JUDOZER!!!!!!"
Alright here he comes my man the Judozer.
"Judozer here is the ultimate fighting machine. Well penultimate, I'm the ultimate. Judozer here is a master of many fighting arts. But more importantly he is not afraid to fight in the gutter. Last month at End Game my boy took out three members of the House of Bleach. Before that albino punk Bleached Evil got him."
"Who is he sir?"
"Boy you just don't learn. Take him out Judozer!!!"
"Uh sir I don't wanna mess up your masked goon before Caged Hate."
"Don't worry about it. You win, you can take his place."
This kid's name is Milt Bradley. No I swear to god his parents named him that. Guess that is why he became such a good fighter. But he is not on the level of a W*RE wrestler and sure as hell not Judozer.
Milt tags him with a hard kick. Judozer just shakes it off. I mean he could of avoided it in five different ways. But chose to absorb it. Same thing with those punches. Okay Judozer had enough and suplexed this punk into the floor. Now he is clamping on the armbar.
"Jesus please I give up!!!!!"
"No shame in giving up Milt. Lotta shame in not respecting the chain of command. Get outta my dojo. You are no longer a part of my tribe.
****
Got a day off finally. Has been a rough week. Or has it been two weeks? At this point it is hard to keep track. On the plus side I'm making more money than ever before. Got my bonus money for Valley of the Brawls and even royalty checks from Combat Club. Turns out Clayton Wyles made a ton of money off the show where Sarge cut those guys up. Called it too hot for TV. Seems like a lifetime ago. Have not seen Sarge all day.
"Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Oh my god that is hilarious!!!!"
"What's so funny Sarge?"
"Oh kid just got news from Europe, hahahaha oh god that Ransom Fortune lost the WAVE title."
"Who could beat Ransom Fortune?"
"Dunno some giant goof called the Doomsmith. Haha punched out Fortune with a metal gauntlet oh my hahaha god and WAVE will not grant him a rematch. The big poof disappeared."
"Why are you laughing?"
"Ha..... What crawled up your butt boy?"
"I dunno maybe it is because I've been getting my head kicked in by psychos all week. Last night The Alabama Brawler broke a lamp over my head. I've been picking glass outta my hair all day."
"Oh and I'm your Fairy God Sergent?"
"No but I would of appreciated the help? Where have you been?"
"WORKING FOR MARTIN MORRIS AS THE GOD DAMN WRECKER!!!!"
".........."
"Oh are you acting surprised? I know your new buddy Darren Glass filled you in on it."
"But Sarge that's not right. You caused Mr.Johansen to lose his company."
"Johansen is a two timing prick. I had a good reason to do what I did to him."
"But what you did to Darren Glass why?"
"Because we needed the help."
"We?? Help??"
"Oh you don't remember when Bleached Evil stole your belt and identity."
"But we could have fought him without Ruination's help."
"You listen to me boy. I am an old man!!!! In my day I could of taken Bleached Evil down. But I am just too old to fight a gang of freaks. I needed help and Ruination was the best place."
"But they're bad guys."
"Bad guys? You think that term has any meaning?"
"It does to me."
"Not what I meant kid. I mean look around you. Do you think there are any good guys left? Last time I checked Ike Simmons is a "good" guy. Does he match your definition of a hero?
"Well uh um well....."
"Of course he doesn't. He is a foul mouthed bully and prick who would step on his grand mother to get a title match. DinoWar are suppose to be good guys? Two roided up bullies who take pleasure in beating up people weaker than them? The list goes on and on.
Hell six months ago Martin Morris was a good guy. The only thing that has changed is he's attacking the popular wrestlers."
"But but you....."
"Hey kid I'm not judging anybody. I'm just assessing the situation. Face it you're the closest thing to a good guy W*RE has and its going to get you killed."
After that Sarge went out the door.
"Alright listen up team. Johansen declared that anybody is open to enter this Caged Hate. Who in the Tribe Called FIST is gonna enter?"
"Combo let me enter I got the stinger loaded up. I'll turn Overdog into a pin cushion."
"F-Type I done told you. I'm not allowing you to wrestle in non tag matches, til you work on your basics. The striking alone is not cutting it."
"You gonna enter Combo?"
"Ravage I got plans that night. I'm gonna welcome Alex Thomas into pro wrestling. Anyway I'm above that DEATHcore garbage. I'm gonna take down Martin Morris and win the Planetary title."
"Sensei who is going to enter?"
"Boy you are just a student, you are way outta line addressing me directly. But to answer your question YO JUDOZER!!!!!!"
Alright here he comes my man the Judozer.
"Judozer here is the ultimate fighting machine. Well penultimate, I'm the ultimate. Judozer here is a master of many fighting arts. But more importantly he is not afraid to fight in the gutter. Last month at End Game my boy took out three members of the House of Bleach. Before that albino punk Bleached Evil got him."
"Who is he sir?"
"Boy you just don't learn. Take him out Judozer!!!"
"Uh sir I don't wanna mess up your masked goon before Caged Hate."
"Don't worry about it. You win, you can take his place."
This kid's name is Milt Bradley. No I swear to god his parents named him that. Guess that is why he became such a good fighter. But he is not on the level of a W*RE wrestler and sure as hell not Judozer.
Milt tags him with a hard kick. Judozer just shakes it off. I mean he could of avoided it in five different ways. But chose to absorb it. Same thing with those punches. Okay Judozer had enough and suplexed this punk into the floor. Now he is clamping on the armbar.
"Jesus please I give up!!!!!"
"No shame in giving up Milt. Lotta shame in not respecting the chain of command. Get outta my dojo. You are no longer a part of my tribe.
****
Got a day off finally. Has been a rough week. Or has it been two weeks? At this point it is hard to keep track. On the plus side I'm making more money than ever before. Got my bonus money for Valley of the Brawls and even royalty checks from Combat Club. Turns out Clayton Wyles made a ton of money off the show where Sarge cut those guys up. Called it too hot for TV. Seems like a lifetime ago. Have not seen Sarge all day.
"Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Oh my god that is hilarious!!!!"
"What's so funny Sarge?"
"Oh kid just got news from Europe, hahahaha oh god that Ransom Fortune lost the WAVE title."
"Who could beat Ransom Fortune?"
"Dunno some giant goof called the Doomsmith. Haha punched out Fortune with a metal gauntlet oh my hahaha god and WAVE will not grant him a rematch. The big poof disappeared."
"Why are you laughing?"
"Ha..... What crawled up your butt boy?"
"I dunno maybe it is because I've been getting my head kicked in by psychos all week. Last night The Alabama Brawler broke a lamp over my head. I've been picking glass outta my hair all day."
"Oh and I'm your Fairy God Sergent?"
"No but I would of appreciated the help? Where have you been?"
"WORKING FOR MARTIN MORRIS AS THE GOD DAMN WRECKER!!!!"
".........."
"Oh are you acting surprised? I know your new buddy Darren Glass filled you in on it."
"But Sarge that's not right. You caused Mr.Johansen to lose his company."
"Johansen is a two timing prick. I had a good reason to do what I did to him."
"But what you did to Darren Glass why?"
"Because we needed the help."
"We?? Help??"
"Oh you don't remember when Bleached Evil stole your belt and identity."
"But we could have fought him without Ruination's help."
"You listen to me boy. I am an old man!!!! In my day I could of taken Bleached Evil down. But I am just too old to fight a gang of freaks. I needed help and Ruination was the best place."
"But they're bad guys."
"Bad guys? You think that term has any meaning?"
"It does to me."
"Not what I meant kid. I mean look around you. Do you think there are any good guys left? Last time I checked Ike Simmons is a "good" guy. Does he match your definition of a hero?
"Well uh um well....."
"Of course he doesn't. He is a foul mouthed bully and prick who would step on his grand mother to get a title match. DinoWar are suppose to be good guys? Two roided up bullies who take pleasure in beating up people weaker than them? The list goes on and on.
Hell six months ago Martin Morris was a good guy. The only thing that has changed is he's attacking the popular wrestlers."
"But but you....."
"Hey kid I'm not judging anybody. I'm just assessing the situation. Face it you're the closest thing to a good guy W*RE has and its going to get you killed."
After that Sarge went out the door.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 50
48.
"My House, My family, My congregation. Even though you failed me at End Game, when you allowed Overdog to get his belt back and reclaim his inner self. We have been blessed as we have been given another chance to destroy the Overdog and take his prize. You will enter this cage of hate and destroy Overdog once and for all."
"Sir will me and John be allowed to end the Overdog?"
"Dynabull you and Cocaine fail me at every turn. You will enter the tag team battle royal and you will win the Planetary tag team titles. If you fail, that is the end of you. Do you understand Dynabul?"
"Yes sir."
"My newest follower. I know you fought with all your might to overcome the odds. That is why I'm sending you into the cage of hate. You will take the life you deserve. But you will not bask in another man's filth. No you are a new man.... Overmask."
"Thank you Bleached Evil I will take what is mine."
"Bingwen, you and Violator will join him. Violator you are treading close to your end. Fail me and you are gone."
"The Embalmer would never...."
"The Embalmer is gone!!!!!! He is never coming back!!!!!!"
****
This has been a brutal tour. The Combat Club guys attack was just the beginning. Every night I'm attacked by somebody new.
Chicago Illinois: I am defending the DEATHcore title against Violator. After I pin him I'm attacked by Sonny "Glamrock" Fenix. He was Freddie Marks tag team partner in the Drama City Superstars. Was celebrating when he hit me with an electric guitar. I thought my back was broke in two. Guy sounds like he hasn't slept in years. Kept saying "YeahbabySonnyisbackontop!!!!!!!"
Sacramento California: I just defeated the Impostor again. Well now he calls himself, Overmask. As the match ends, I get attacked by guys dressed like the team Desecration. But it's not the original trio. Rancid (leader of the trio) started franchising the name in the early 90's. Two of the franchises Tumor and Cancer won the W*RE tag titles in 93 from the AmeriCardinals. I've never heard of these two. They called each other Snuff and Porn. Tried to fight the good fight but they kept coming at me. Hit me with a sloppy Desecration Device.
Toronto Canada: We are taping this show for T*RN. Defending my belt against Johnny Jay Daniels. I win after hitting an Overbulldog thru a table. I get attacked by this huge guy wearing a burlap sack as a mask. His arms and legs are covered in scars. I hit him with the Overkiller and he shakes it off. He hits me with this chokeslam/powerbomb combo. Then he scream "STRAWMAN!!!!" Suddenly I hear SAWdust
"no sawdust is not an orphan or an only child. overdog you defeated me in the safety of my memories. that is why i went home and called my brother. say hello to the STRAWMAN!!!!!!"
Strawman? Where in the heck is Sarge?"
****
Chicago Illinois: Kid got roughed up good by the Glamrock sissy. I remember him and that Marks guy were a decent tag team. They won the A.W.O.L tag belts a few times. Kid better learn how to fly. Morris made me guest referee of the main event. It is him vs Darren Glass vs Monolith vs Todd Ripstone.
Ripstone and Monolith are wrestling Morris at X-Mas Xrisis. Monolith won a battle royal when he eliminated Glass, thanks to my help. Morris added Ripstone to the match. He said, even though it's sudden death that when fighting a giant, there is safety in numbers. We'll see.
Ripstone and Monolith ended up fighting in the audience making it Glass vs Martin Morris. Glass hit Morris with the Glass Eater, which is when I choked him out with my crowbar. Morris gets the easy pin fall.
Sacramento California: Kid gets roughed up by two of the clowns who rent the Desecration name. It was two on one and I should have stepped in. Was caught up in making plans with Morris. But the kid is tough, he'll survive.....
Tonight my job was to make sure Skull and Deathrock beat Darren Glass and Murder Ranger in a tag title match. Paint Chippers dominate the match, since they are a cohesive team while Ranger and Glass can't order dinner together.
Well they dominated til Deathrock said something that made Skull mad. Skull punched Deathrock into the Glass Slipper. I step in and hit Glass with the crowbar causing the referee to disqualify the Pain Chippers. I sneak out, before that nut Murder Ranger can catch me.
Toronto Canada: Tonight I am wrestling Darren Glass for the first time ever. I sneak attack him before the match. I underestimate this guy and he hits me with the Glass Slipper for the win. Before he can unmask me Martin Morris attacks Glass and hits him with the Motor Matrix. I grab the crowbar and hit Darren Glass with a few good shots to the ribs and hit him with the Wrecking Ball.
I don't like this. I do not like being saved like some useless old man. This is going to change one way or another.
"My House, My family, My congregation. Even though you failed me at End Game, when you allowed Overdog to get his belt back and reclaim his inner self. We have been blessed as we have been given another chance to destroy the Overdog and take his prize. You will enter this cage of hate and destroy Overdog once and for all."
"Sir will me and John be allowed to end the Overdog?"
"Dynabull you and Cocaine fail me at every turn. You will enter the tag team battle royal and you will win the Planetary tag team titles. If you fail, that is the end of you. Do you understand Dynabul?"
"Yes sir."
"My newest follower. I know you fought with all your might to overcome the odds. That is why I'm sending you into the cage of hate. You will take the life you deserve. But you will not bask in another man's filth. No you are a new man.... Overmask."
"Thank you Bleached Evil I will take what is mine."
"Bingwen, you and Violator will join him. Violator you are treading close to your end. Fail me and you are gone."
"The Embalmer would never...."
"The Embalmer is gone!!!!!! He is never coming back!!!!!!"
****
This has been a brutal tour. The Combat Club guys attack was just the beginning. Every night I'm attacked by somebody new.
Chicago Illinois: I am defending the DEATHcore title against Violator. After I pin him I'm attacked by Sonny "Glamrock" Fenix. He was Freddie Marks tag team partner in the Drama City Superstars. Was celebrating when he hit me with an electric guitar. I thought my back was broke in two. Guy sounds like he hasn't slept in years. Kept saying "YeahbabySonnyisbackontop!!!!!!!"
Sacramento California: I just defeated the Impostor again. Well now he calls himself, Overmask. As the match ends, I get attacked by guys dressed like the team Desecration. But it's not the original trio. Rancid (leader of the trio) started franchising the name in the early 90's. Two of the franchises Tumor and Cancer won the W*RE tag titles in 93 from the AmeriCardinals. I've never heard of these two. They called each other Snuff and Porn. Tried to fight the good fight but they kept coming at me. Hit me with a sloppy Desecration Device.
Toronto Canada: We are taping this show for T*RN. Defending my belt against Johnny Jay Daniels. I win after hitting an Overbulldog thru a table. I get attacked by this huge guy wearing a burlap sack as a mask. His arms and legs are covered in scars. I hit him with the Overkiller and he shakes it off. He hits me with this chokeslam/powerbomb combo. Then he scream "STRAWMAN!!!!" Suddenly I hear SAWdust
"no sawdust is not an orphan or an only child. overdog you defeated me in the safety of my memories. that is why i went home and called my brother. say hello to the STRAWMAN!!!!!!"
Strawman? Where in the heck is Sarge?"
****
Chicago Illinois: Kid got roughed up good by the Glamrock sissy. I remember him and that Marks guy were a decent tag team. They won the A.W.O.L tag belts a few times. Kid better learn how to fly. Morris made me guest referee of the main event. It is him vs Darren Glass vs Monolith vs Todd Ripstone.
Ripstone and Monolith are wrestling Morris at X-Mas Xrisis. Monolith won a battle royal when he eliminated Glass, thanks to my help. Morris added Ripstone to the match. He said, even though it's sudden death that when fighting a giant, there is safety in numbers. We'll see.
Ripstone and Monolith ended up fighting in the audience making it Glass vs Martin Morris. Glass hit Morris with the Glass Eater, which is when I choked him out with my crowbar. Morris gets the easy pin fall.
Sacramento California: Kid gets roughed up by two of the clowns who rent the Desecration name. It was two on one and I should have stepped in. Was caught up in making plans with Morris. But the kid is tough, he'll survive.....
Tonight my job was to make sure Skull and Deathrock beat Darren Glass and Murder Ranger in a tag title match. Paint Chippers dominate the match, since they are a cohesive team while Ranger and Glass can't order dinner together.
Well they dominated til Deathrock said something that made Skull mad. Skull punched Deathrock into the Glass Slipper. I step in and hit Glass with the crowbar causing the referee to disqualify the Pain Chippers. I sneak out, before that nut Murder Ranger can catch me.
Toronto Canada: Tonight I am wrestling Darren Glass for the first time ever. I sneak attack him before the match. I underestimate this guy and he hits me with the Glass Slipper for the win. Before he can unmask me Martin Morris attacks Glass and hits him with the Motor Matrix. I grab the crowbar and hit Darren Glass with a few good shots to the ribs and hit him with the Wrecking Ball.
I don't like this. I do not like being saved like some useless old man. This is going to change one way or another.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 49
47.
Getting ready for this ten man tag. Not sure how I am going to handle the kid. Martin Morris is going to be keeping a close eye on us. Kid is not stupid, so going to have to change how I move and operate. Shit these tights are uncomfortable. Had to buy new gear last week because I sure as fuck was not wearing the stuff I loaned to Skull.
The Ruination X2K theme is starting. Coming out to the ring and the fireworks start up. I never needed this garbage. Now the four of them are making an X with their arms. Look at em, they really think they are hot shit. Like they are the Gold Ru$h, $extillion $inclaire's old gang. Not that I respected them very much. That's why I did not join them in 87. I don't play well in groups. Why this is a temporary gig.
Kid's music starts and they are introducing the other team one at a time. Guess it is beneath the Dinoroiders to come out with the W*RE Planetary Number #1 contender. Finally Glass comes out and I can't hear myself think. Gotta give it to him. His dad may have been a spectacular failure, but he's a bigger star than his Grampa ever was. Wonder if the old geezer regrets disowning him.
Oh shit they just came in the ring and attacked. Kid is mixing it up with Deathrock so no worries there. Fighting the Dinoroider called T-Wrex. Roids or not this boy is strong. Barely keep him in check. Got him in the corner punching him in the bread basket. Holy shit, he has me over his head and tosses me over the top rope. Same time rest of Ruination gets tossed, shit this smarts.
"This ain't cutting it Morris!!!"
"Look we'll slow it down, X-ILE you start."
"No I'll start."
I get in the ring and see Overdog is starting for his team.
****
So far so good. I got the best of Deathrock. Glass wants me to start with the Wrecker. This scares me, he is not quite moving like Sarge. Lock up with him and he slaps on a headlock. Much as I sparred with Sarge this guy seems different. I push him off into the ropes and duck down he comes back and I leap frog him. Hit a hip toss comes back hit another hip toss. He gets up and I hit a big dropkick.
Decide to celebrate "Yeah!!!!!!" Big mistake as the Wrecker knees me in the gut.
****
Okay kid this is for your own good. Celebrating after two hip tosses and a dropkick? Start clubbing him in the neck and back over and over. Body slam him three times rapidly. Wonder if he feels like celebrating now. Ow little fucker punched me in the eye.
****
That was stupid of me. Sarge would of tore me apart for celebrating after a few basic moves. Start hitting him with some forearms. Bounce off the ropes and hit a running neckbreaker. Try to hit a Overkiller and he drives me into the turnbuckle. Too much going on for me to see if he is wrestling like Sarge.
****
Gonna go for your finish. Don't think so kid. I know he is trying to read my style. Why I'm using some old stuff like headbutts. The bolts holding the W to the mask dig into the kids head. Kid is tough he can handle this. What the hell he backdropped me out of the ring.
****
Alright got this Wrecker on the run. Being in a main event must have energized me, because I dive over the top rope on to Sarge. No wait I mean the Wrecker. No I know what I meant.
CRACK!!!!!
****
What the hell?? It's that creep Clayton Wyles and his Combat Collective goons. Master Bastard just busted the kid open with his kendo stick. Wait the kid is firing back. That's it give em hell!!!! Ghetto Breaker just nailed the kid with a chair. Now they are all stomping him down. Why aren't Glass and those guys helping. Looks like Morris took the chance to ambush them. Grab my crowbar, but how do I work this. If I openly defend him it looks bad to Morris and tells the kid I'm the Wrecker. Wait I got it.
****
Trying my best to fight back but the CCW guys have me out numbered.
What is the Wrecker doing? Wants to hit me with that crowbar. Then it it can't be Sarge. Master Bastard just shoved the Wrecker.
****
Master Bastard just shoved me. Love it when an asshole reverts to type.
CLANG!!!
Just busted him with the crowbar. Here comes Ghetto Breaker and I catch him in the throat with it. Wyles is sneaking away. Kid is trying to stand up, need this to look good. I stomp him down.
Looks like the fight outside caused the match to break down. Ruination and the Glass team are fighting everywhere. The Dinoroiders just put the Paintchippers thru the announce table. X-ILE is fighting Murder Ranger. Darren Glass is getting the best of Morris inside the ring. Before he can hit the Glass Eater on Morris, I tag him with the crowbar and the bell finally rings.
Getting ready for this ten man tag. Not sure how I am going to handle the kid. Martin Morris is going to be keeping a close eye on us. Kid is not stupid, so going to have to change how I move and operate. Shit these tights are uncomfortable. Had to buy new gear last week because I sure as fuck was not wearing the stuff I loaned to Skull.
The Ruination X2K theme is starting. Coming out to the ring and the fireworks start up. I never needed this garbage. Now the four of them are making an X with their arms. Look at em, they really think they are hot shit. Like they are the Gold Ru$h, $extillion $inclaire's old gang. Not that I respected them very much. That's why I did not join them in 87. I don't play well in groups. Why this is a temporary gig.
Kid's music starts and they are introducing the other team one at a time. Guess it is beneath the Dinoroiders to come out with the W*RE Planetary Number #1 contender. Finally Glass comes out and I can't hear myself think. Gotta give it to him. His dad may have been a spectacular failure, but he's a bigger star than his Grampa ever was. Wonder if the old geezer regrets disowning him.
Oh shit they just came in the ring and attacked. Kid is mixing it up with Deathrock so no worries there. Fighting the Dinoroider called T-Wrex. Roids or not this boy is strong. Barely keep him in check. Got him in the corner punching him in the bread basket. Holy shit, he has me over his head and tosses me over the top rope. Same time rest of Ruination gets tossed, shit this smarts.
"This ain't cutting it Morris!!!"
"Look we'll slow it down, X-ILE you start."
"No I'll start."
I get in the ring and see Overdog is starting for his team.
****
So far so good. I got the best of Deathrock. Glass wants me to start with the Wrecker. This scares me, he is not quite moving like Sarge. Lock up with him and he slaps on a headlock. Much as I sparred with Sarge this guy seems different. I push him off into the ropes and duck down he comes back and I leap frog him. Hit a hip toss comes back hit another hip toss. He gets up and I hit a big dropkick.
Decide to celebrate "Yeah!!!!!!" Big mistake as the Wrecker knees me in the gut.
****
Okay kid this is for your own good. Celebrating after two hip tosses and a dropkick? Start clubbing him in the neck and back over and over. Body slam him three times rapidly. Wonder if he feels like celebrating now. Ow little fucker punched me in the eye.
****
That was stupid of me. Sarge would of tore me apart for celebrating after a few basic moves. Start hitting him with some forearms. Bounce off the ropes and hit a running neckbreaker. Try to hit a Overkiller and he drives me into the turnbuckle. Too much going on for me to see if he is wrestling like Sarge.
****
Gonna go for your finish. Don't think so kid. I know he is trying to read my style. Why I'm using some old stuff like headbutts. The bolts holding the W to the mask dig into the kids head. Kid is tough he can handle this. What the hell he backdropped me out of the ring.
****
Alright got this Wrecker on the run. Being in a main event must have energized me, because I dive over the top rope on to Sarge. No wait I mean the Wrecker. No I know what I meant.
CRACK!!!!!
****
What the hell?? It's that creep Clayton Wyles and his Combat Collective goons. Master Bastard just busted the kid open with his kendo stick. Wait the kid is firing back. That's it give em hell!!!! Ghetto Breaker just nailed the kid with a chair. Now they are all stomping him down. Why aren't Glass and those guys helping. Looks like Morris took the chance to ambush them. Grab my crowbar, but how do I work this. If I openly defend him it looks bad to Morris and tells the kid I'm the Wrecker. Wait I got it.
****
Trying my best to fight back but the CCW guys have me out numbered.
What is the Wrecker doing? Wants to hit me with that crowbar. Then it it can't be Sarge. Master Bastard just shoved the Wrecker.
****
Master Bastard just shoved me. Love it when an asshole reverts to type.
CLANG!!!
Just busted him with the crowbar. Here comes Ghetto Breaker and I catch him in the throat with it. Wyles is sneaking away. Kid is trying to stand up, need this to look good. I stomp him down.
Looks like the fight outside caused the match to break down. Ruination and the Glass team are fighting everywhere. The Dinoroiders just put the Paintchippers thru the announce table. X-ILE is fighting Murder Ranger. Darren Glass is getting the best of Morris inside the ring. Before he can hit the Glass Eater on Morris, I tag him with the crowbar and the bell finally rings.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 48
46.
I saw what was happening to Darren Glass on the monitor. Even if the Wrecker X2K is not Sarge, I feel responsible. I need to help, so I follow the Dinos and Murder Ranger to the ring. I get there and I see two Wreckers in the ring. One is Skull and I don't know who the other one is.
We get in the ring and Ruination bails out. Would like to think it is me but its the Dinos and Murder Ranger swinging a barbwire golf club. Wish I could get a good look at the Wrecker in the mask, but he takes off thru the crowd.
****
"Sergent I feel I have been very patient."
"Yeah well I think I have been patient with you Morris. Where is my contract?"
"Don't even start!!!"
"You better watch your tone Morris."
Paint Chippers and X-ILE get in front of me and I choke up on the crowbar.
"Don't think I have not been waiting for a chance to crack your heads open."
"That's enough, Skull, Deathrock and X-ILE, sit down!!!! Sergent I'm sorry for my outburst. I like Overdog a lot. I would not of helped him get his title and identity back if I didn't. He helped me win the Planetary title by luring Ike Simmons into a confrontation. But now he is getting into X2K business."
"I'll have a talk with him."
"I'm setting up a ten man tag next week. It is going to be Ruination with the Wrecker vs Darren Glass, Murder Ranger, DinoWar and Overdog."
"What about Matt Babylon? Why is he not in the Overdog slot?"
"Oh Babylon? I side drained him into a match with Bleached Evil for the Hemisphere belt. Both of them are now busy and two less problems for me to deal with."
"What about Scissormask? he is wrestling X-ILE at X-mas Xrisis."
"Damn right he is and I am going to finish him once and for all!!"
"X-ILE calm down. Sergent, Overdog is in the spot to teach him a lesson and put a scare into him."
"Really? Put a scare into Overdog, nobody else?"
"Sergent I know it is impossible to intimidate you."
****
This is the biggest match I have ever been involved in. The main event of Tuesday Night R*PPED. I need to focus on Caged Hate. Nobody I have talked to knows what it is. I just knows guys like the Warden are excited. SAWdust went missing after we destroyed Mr.Johansen's office. Nobody has seen him since.
"Overdog"
It's Darren Glass, guess he wants to work out strategy.
"Overdog I know you are not in league with Ruination. But I also know you care about Sergent Sargent. I'm not going to ask you to fight him. But if you get in my way I will kick your lily ass? Am I clear?
"Yes sir."
"Hey good luck in that Caged Hate deal."
"Yeah sure."
I start wondering where Sarge is, til I see him walk over in his regular gear."
"Look kid we have this Caged Hate deal looming. Been talking to my contacts and it is going to be big. Johansen is spending a fortune building this cage. He was planning to use it as a nuclear option to destroy Ike Simmons, but Morris stepped in and took the title from him. The entry is open to anybody with a wrestling license. That is going to draw every also ran and former star out of the wood work who wants a major championship."
"Who is entering Sarge?"
"No idea yet. Safe bet that guys like the Warden and SAWdust will turn up."
"Sarge I'm in the main event tonight vs Ruination X2K."
"Yeah I heard that. Good luck on it."
"Sarge I need you in my corner, uh what about the Wrecker?"
"What about him? This Caged Hate thing is taking up all of my time. I can't be out there. Hey you're safer with the Dino Roiders and Glass than against them. You'll be fine. Look I have to make some calls I'll catch you after the show.
I saw what was happening to Darren Glass on the monitor. Even if the Wrecker X2K is not Sarge, I feel responsible. I need to help, so I follow the Dinos and Murder Ranger to the ring. I get there and I see two Wreckers in the ring. One is Skull and I don't know who the other one is.
We get in the ring and Ruination bails out. Would like to think it is me but its the Dinos and Murder Ranger swinging a barbwire golf club. Wish I could get a good look at the Wrecker in the mask, but he takes off thru the crowd.
****
"Sergent I feel I have been very patient."
"Yeah well I think I have been patient with you Morris. Where is my contract?"
"Don't even start!!!"
"You better watch your tone Morris."
Paint Chippers and X-ILE get in front of me and I choke up on the crowbar.
"Don't think I have not been waiting for a chance to crack your heads open."
"That's enough, Skull, Deathrock and X-ILE, sit down!!!! Sergent I'm sorry for my outburst. I like Overdog a lot. I would not of helped him get his title and identity back if I didn't. He helped me win the Planetary title by luring Ike Simmons into a confrontation. But now he is getting into X2K business."
"I'll have a talk with him."
"I'm setting up a ten man tag next week. It is going to be Ruination with the Wrecker vs Darren Glass, Murder Ranger, DinoWar and Overdog."
"What about Matt Babylon? Why is he not in the Overdog slot?"
"Oh Babylon? I side drained him into a match with Bleached Evil for the Hemisphere belt. Both of them are now busy and two less problems for me to deal with."
"What about Scissormask? he is wrestling X-ILE at X-mas Xrisis."
"Damn right he is and I am going to finish him once and for all!!"
"X-ILE calm down. Sergent, Overdog is in the spot to teach him a lesson and put a scare into him."
"Really? Put a scare into Overdog, nobody else?"
"Sergent I know it is impossible to intimidate you."
****
This is the biggest match I have ever been involved in. The main event of Tuesday Night R*PPED. I need to focus on Caged Hate. Nobody I have talked to knows what it is. I just knows guys like the Warden are excited. SAWdust went missing after we destroyed Mr.Johansen's office. Nobody has seen him since.
"Overdog"
It's Darren Glass, guess he wants to work out strategy.
"Overdog I know you are not in league with Ruination. But I also know you care about Sergent Sargent. I'm not going to ask you to fight him. But if you get in my way I will kick your lily ass? Am I clear?
"Yes sir."
"Hey good luck in that Caged Hate deal."
"Yeah sure."
I start wondering where Sarge is, til I see him walk over in his regular gear."
"Look kid we have this Caged Hate deal looming. Been talking to my contacts and it is going to be big. Johansen is spending a fortune building this cage. He was planning to use it as a nuclear option to destroy Ike Simmons, but Morris stepped in and took the title from him. The entry is open to anybody with a wrestling license. That is going to draw every also ran and former star out of the wood work who wants a major championship."
"Who is entering Sarge?"
"No idea yet. Safe bet that guys like the Warden and SAWdust will turn up."
"Sarge I'm in the main event tonight vs Ruination X2K."
"Yeah I heard that. Good luck on it."
"Sarge I need you in my corner, uh what about the Wrecker?"
"What about him? This Caged Hate thing is taking up all of my time. I can't be out there. Hey you're safer with the Dino Roiders and Glass than against them. You'll be fine. Look I have to make some calls I'll catch you after the show.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 47
45.
Well Morris put together a plan. Darren Glass gets his shot at the The Wrecker X2K. Should check on the kid. That freak SAWdust did a number on him. But the kid still beat him and gotta admit I got a kick out of him crashing into Johansen's "office". The look on that wimp's face was priceless. Missed the rest of the show making plans.
Glass runs to the ring and tears into the Wrecker. Doing a real number on him. Try to hit him with the crowbar but Glass ducks and snap suplexes him over. Going for the mask but the Wrecker gouges his eye. Slams Glass hard into the mat and is putting the boots into him.
Wait no you idiot the Wrecker does not strut and grind. No No No!!!! Glass just hit him in the nuts and hit the Glass Slipper. No he just tore the mask off. Skull you idiot. Alright gotta step in now.
****
Caged Hate? That is what Mr.Johansen called it. After me and SAWdust fought into his office and destroyed his table he was furious. So when the Psycho Chickens were fighting Freefall he interrupted the match.
"It maybe true that my power is limited when it comes to matters regarding the Planetary Champion. I still have the authority to control all other belts. The W*RE DEATHcore championship will be defended at X-Mas Xrisis in CAGED HATE!!!!! Anyone is eligible to enter regardless of your contractual status. That's right if you want a W*RE Championship just enter my cage."
I tried to find Sarge but since EndGame he is impossible to find. I have a good idea where he is. I just don't like it.
Or maybe not, the Wrecker fighting Darren Glass right now does not move like Sarge at all. Maybe I was wrong and Sarge is not the Wrecker X2K. Sarge definitely does not dance and strut after knocking somebody down.
****
Clang!!!! Ha Ha I tagged Glass good this time.
"So boy you wanted a piece of the Wrecker did you? Careful what you wish for!!!" I kick Glass square in the ribs.
"C'mon Man of Glass!!! Get up and fight!!!"
Tag him again with the crowbar. Gonna hit him with the Wrecking Ball now. What the hell he back dropped me. No gotta get up. I start hitting Glass as hard as I can but he hits me with that Glass Slipper of his. He is going for my mask but Deathrock and X-ILE attack him. He double clotheslines them over the top rope before Martin Morris hits Glass with the Motor Matrix.
Here comes the Calvary of DinoWAR, Murder Ranger and.......... Overdog.
Well Morris put together a plan. Darren Glass gets his shot at the The Wrecker X2K. Should check on the kid. That freak SAWdust did a number on him. But the kid still beat him and gotta admit I got a kick out of him crashing into Johansen's "office". The look on that wimp's face was priceless. Missed the rest of the show making plans.
Glass runs to the ring and tears into the Wrecker. Doing a real number on him. Try to hit him with the crowbar but Glass ducks and snap suplexes him over. Going for the mask but the Wrecker gouges his eye. Slams Glass hard into the mat and is putting the boots into him.
Wait no you idiot the Wrecker does not strut and grind. No No No!!!! Glass just hit him in the nuts and hit the Glass Slipper. No he just tore the mask off. Skull you idiot. Alright gotta step in now.
****
Caged Hate? That is what Mr.Johansen called it. After me and SAWdust fought into his office and destroyed his table he was furious. So when the Psycho Chickens were fighting Freefall he interrupted the match.
"It maybe true that my power is limited when it comes to matters regarding the Planetary Champion. I still have the authority to control all other belts. The W*RE DEATHcore championship will be defended at X-Mas Xrisis in CAGED HATE!!!!! Anyone is eligible to enter regardless of your contractual status. That's right if you want a W*RE Championship just enter my cage."
I tried to find Sarge but since EndGame he is impossible to find. I have a good idea where he is. I just don't like it.
Or maybe not, the Wrecker fighting Darren Glass right now does not move like Sarge at all. Maybe I was wrong and Sarge is not the Wrecker X2K. Sarge definitely does not dance and strut after knocking somebody down.
****
Clang!!!! Ha Ha I tagged Glass good this time.
"So boy you wanted a piece of the Wrecker did you? Careful what you wish for!!!" I kick Glass square in the ribs.
"C'mon Man of Glass!!! Get up and fight!!!"
Tag him again with the crowbar. Gonna hit him with the Wrecking Ball now. What the hell he back dropped me. No gotta get up. I start hitting Glass as hard as I can but he hits me with that Glass Slipper of his. He is going for my mask but Deathrock and X-ILE attack him. He double clotheslines them over the top rope before Martin Morris hits Glass with the Motor Matrix.
Here comes the Calvary of DinoWAR, Murder Ranger and.......... Overdog.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 46
44,
After that night me and Sarge have not mentioned the Wrecker X2K. He pushed up my training and I have been improving more and more. At this point I can shake off most kendo stick shots. Thumb tacks do not affect me much. Don't get me wrong it still hurts but a few months ago one big swipe of a kendo stick would of finished me. Now I can keep fighting.
Of all the DEATHcore regulars SAWdust has been pushing me hardest. He started in W*RE a few years ago. He was Buddy "Hack" Sawyer. He would pass out these foam saws to the kids. He had a hard time keeping up when W*RE took a more violent direction and disappeared after an encounter with Burnward.
Six months later he turned up in Combat Club and had a feud with Master Bastard. He lost a barbwire match at Cold Snap and disappeared again. Few months later he turned up in W*RE as SAWdust. He went after Murder Ranger and Deathrock trying to win The DEATHcore title and came up short. Each loss made him more and more deranged.
On Thursday Night T*RN I beat the Warden in a DEATHcore title match. Sarge was missing and I got ambushed by SAWdust.
"Overdog....... Overdog........ Your mask maybe gone but you still hide...... You hide from......... SAWDust. Accept my challenge..... Agree to experience SAWdust memories.."
So here I am on Tuesday Night R*PPED getting ready to defend my belt in a Sawdust Memories match, with Sarge nowhere to be found.
****
"What is it Morris? Kid is getting ready to defend his belt against that lunatic SAWdust."
"Overdog will be fine. He has defeated SAWdust before. But this is serious!!!! Darren Glass wants a match with the Wrecker X2K."
"Yeah I'm sure he does considering how many time I've flogged him with my crowbar. What of it?"
"I'm not ready for that to happen yet?"
"Why not? I'll kick his teeth down his throat like I did his old man."
"Glass nearly got the best of you at Endgame. If Darren Glass were to defeat you, he could move on to Skull then Deathrock then X-ILE. Before long he has a credible claim to face me 1 on 1."
"Well don't give him the match, you're majority owner and Planetary Champion."
"Wish it were that simple Sergent. Even if I am majority owner, Johansen still has a lot of say over matters not involving me. If Glass wants you and Johansen wants the match not much I can do."
"What the hell do you want from me Morris?"
"Not you, the Wrecker. I want the Wrecker to face Darren Glass tonight."
****
They gave me new music the dog barking sets off this hard rock theme. But this match is not taking place in the ring. There is a set up by the stage. This ring made out of wooden pallets with ropes connected to work horse corners and sawdust is everywhere.
BASH!!!! SAWDust just burst out of a crate and hit me with a wooden chair. Not even inside that ring yet. CRACK, SMASH, CRACK!!!
Need to do something. I'm afraid my feud with my impostor made me arrogant. Made me think I am stronger than I am. SMASH!!!! He just threw me into the sawdust ring. He kicked me in the head. I toss a handful of sawdust in his eyes. While he is blinded I suplex him an hear one of the pallets crack. 1...... SAWdust kicks out. I try to ddt him but he throws me thru a crate. Back is cut and bleeding. sawdust is in my eyes and can't breathe good. Nothing says I have to stay here and fight in this thing. Need to take it to the back. SAWdust strategy was built around me trying to fight him in this thing.
Just as I crawl out of the crate SAWDust slams me on a make shift table. Piece of wood laid across two work horses. 1.....2 I kick out. I pick up a kendo stick and hit SAWDust in his side and head. Gotta get out of here. Before I can lave he gets me by my hair and back suplexes me into a pallet. The back of my head is bleeding. Arrggghhhhh!!!! I panic and start laying into SAWdust with a flurry of punches. I take a wooden folding chair and break ti across his head. It's dangling around his neck like a tie. I run and hit the Overkiller on another pallet. 1.....2....3.
Aching and bleeding all over. Just as I am near the entrance SAWdust tackled me. The fight is not over.
****
I am working in a utility closet. I am the foudner of W*RE and I am working in a utility closet pretending it is an office. While Martin Morris and those sychophants have the luxary box. If it takes the rest of my life I am going to make all of them pay. I am Jerome Johansen DAMNIT!!!!
I did not strike out on my own to have my life's work stolen from me. Those faceless drones in WAVE had no vision. They wanted everything to stay the same. Forget the fact that ticket sales were plummeting on any show without Ransom Fortune. Forget the fact there was an entire world of wrestling we had not explored.
Damnit I don't even have a monitor to watch my show. But I have to sign all these invoices. Damnit this is George work. My son George Johansen, can't tell him anything. I said "George do not pick fights with people like X-ILE". I said do not hang around Martin Morris. Instead he gets drunk and loses the company stock I put in his name and now I am working in a FUCKING UTILITY CLOSET!!!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!!
What in the Blue Hell?? That Overdog was thrown thru the door by that freak SAWdust. Can't believe that kid would be the root of my problems. He is the one that allowed Sergent Sargent to come into my company. If I had not signed that kid to an airtight contract this would of never happened. But after losing so many wrestlers to WAVE I could not take a chance.
"GET THE HELL OUTTA MY OFFICE!!!!!!"
They are ignoring me. Where the hell do they get off?? Need to be more forceful. I put my hand on SAWdust shoulder. Whatever has happened he's the same Buddy Sawyer I discovered in Alabama.
That sonofabitch just tossed me aside. Him and Overdog are on my desk.
"NO GET OFF MY DESK!!!!!!"
CRASH!!!!!
Overdog just put SAWdust thru my desk. Now he is crawling out the door. Someone is going to pay for this.
After that night me and Sarge have not mentioned the Wrecker X2K. He pushed up my training and I have been improving more and more. At this point I can shake off most kendo stick shots. Thumb tacks do not affect me much. Don't get me wrong it still hurts but a few months ago one big swipe of a kendo stick would of finished me. Now I can keep fighting.
Of all the DEATHcore regulars SAWdust has been pushing me hardest. He started in W*RE a few years ago. He was Buddy "Hack" Sawyer. He would pass out these foam saws to the kids. He had a hard time keeping up when W*RE took a more violent direction and disappeared after an encounter with Burnward.
Six months later he turned up in Combat Club and had a feud with Master Bastard. He lost a barbwire match at Cold Snap and disappeared again. Few months later he turned up in W*RE as SAWdust. He went after Murder Ranger and Deathrock trying to win The DEATHcore title and came up short. Each loss made him more and more deranged.
On Thursday Night T*RN I beat the Warden in a DEATHcore title match. Sarge was missing and I got ambushed by SAWdust.
"Overdog....... Overdog........ Your mask maybe gone but you still hide...... You hide from......... SAWDust. Accept my challenge..... Agree to experience SAWdust memories.."
So here I am on Tuesday Night R*PPED getting ready to defend my belt in a Sawdust Memories match, with Sarge nowhere to be found.
****
"What is it Morris? Kid is getting ready to defend his belt against that lunatic SAWdust."
"Overdog will be fine. He has defeated SAWdust before. But this is serious!!!! Darren Glass wants a match with the Wrecker X2K."
"Yeah I'm sure he does considering how many time I've flogged him with my crowbar. What of it?"
"I'm not ready for that to happen yet?"
"Why not? I'll kick his teeth down his throat like I did his old man."
"Glass nearly got the best of you at Endgame. If Darren Glass were to defeat you, he could move on to Skull then Deathrock then X-ILE. Before long he has a credible claim to face me 1 on 1."
"Well don't give him the match, you're majority owner and Planetary Champion."
"Wish it were that simple Sergent. Even if I am majority owner, Johansen still has a lot of say over matters not involving me. If Glass wants you and Johansen wants the match not much I can do."
"What the hell do you want from me Morris?"
"Not you, the Wrecker. I want the Wrecker to face Darren Glass tonight."
****
They gave me new music the dog barking sets off this hard rock theme. But this match is not taking place in the ring. There is a set up by the stage. This ring made out of wooden pallets with ropes connected to work horse corners and sawdust is everywhere.
BASH!!!! SAWDust just burst out of a crate and hit me with a wooden chair. Not even inside that ring yet. CRACK, SMASH, CRACK!!!
Need to do something. I'm afraid my feud with my impostor made me arrogant. Made me think I am stronger than I am. SMASH!!!! He just threw me into the sawdust ring. He kicked me in the head. I toss a handful of sawdust in his eyes. While he is blinded I suplex him an hear one of the pallets crack. 1...... SAWdust kicks out. I try to ddt him but he throws me thru a crate. Back is cut and bleeding. sawdust is in my eyes and can't breathe good. Nothing says I have to stay here and fight in this thing. Need to take it to the back. SAWdust strategy was built around me trying to fight him in this thing.
Just as I crawl out of the crate SAWDust slams me on a make shift table. Piece of wood laid across two work horses. 1.....2 I kick out. I pick up a kendo stick and hit SAWDust in his side and head. Gotta get out of here. Before I can lave he gets me by my hair and back suplexes me into a pallet. The back of my head is bleeding. Arrggghhhhh!!!! I panic and start laying into SAWdust with a flurry of punches. I take a wooden folding chair and break ti across his head. It's dangling around his neck like a tie. I run and hit the Overkiller on another pallet. 1.....2....3.
Aching and bleeding all over. Just as I am near the entrance SAWdust tackled me. The fight is not over.
****
I am working in a utility closet. I am the foudner of W*RE and I am working in a utility closet pretending it is an office. While Martin Morris and those sychophants have the luxary box. If it takes the rest of my life I am going to make all of them pay. I am Jerome Johansen DAMNIT!!!!
I did not strike out on my own to have my life's work stolen from me. Those faceless drones in WAVE had no vision. They wanted everything to stay the same. Forget the fact that ticket sales were plummeting on any show without Ransom Fortune. Forget the fact there was an entire world of wrestling we had not explored.
Damnit I don't even have a monitor to watch my show. But I have to sign all these invoices. Damnit this is George work. My son George Johansen, can't tell him anything. I said "George do not pick fights with people like X-ILE". I said do not hang around Martin Morris. Instead he gets drunk and loses the company stock I put in his name and now I am working in a FUCKING UTILITY CLOSET!!!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!!
What in the Blue Hell?? That Overdog was thrown thru the door by that freak SAWdust. Can't believe that kid would be the root of my problems. He is the one that allowed Sergent Sargent to come into my company. If I had not signed that kid to an airtight contract this would of never happened. But after losing so many wrestlers to WAVE I could not take a chance.
"GET THE HELL OUTTA MY OFFICE!!!!!!"
They are ignoring me. Where the hell do they get off?? Need to be more forceful. I put my hand on SAWdust shoulder. Whatever has happened he's the same Buddy Sawyer I discovered in Alabama.
That sonofabitch just tossed me aside. Him and Overdog are on my desk.
"NO GET OFF MY DESK!!!!!!"
CRASH!!!!!
Overdog just put SAWdust thru my desk. Now he is crawling out the door. Someone is going to pay for this.
Thursday, December 09, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 45
Interlude
Somewhere is Europe a match is taking place which will affect Overdog and the entire wrestling world.
What round is this 11, 12, 19? I keep hitting this dude with everything but he keeps coming at me. Got the call on the set of Fortune Soldier VI. I had wanted to end the series with V after Fortune Soldier dies stopping the Earth Imploder. But the box office was so big they talked me into doing a sixth one. Asked them how they were going to bring me back. Said they would create a clone from my toenail. Got my doubts but nothing to lose.
As they are getting me out of the Exo Hopper suit I see these guys walk up to me.
"Excuse me Mr.Fortune we represent WAVE Europe. It is a pleasure to meet our Omniversal Champion."
"Well Dude it is a pleasure to meet a foreign affiliate."
"The Union Champion would like a Omniversal Title match."
"Not sure If I can handle that. Made a title defense against Lex Treme last month and I'm busy filming and I record my next album after that."
"Sir we can pay you handsomely."
They take out a large case of money. Large enough for even me to notice.
"Look dude I'm not motivated by cash. I'm motivated by overcoming my limitations. It is why I started and cooked at my own restaurants, it is why I wrote my series of Ransom Fortune mystery novels, It is why I hosted my own talk show on Fox. I got enough money for thirty thousand life times so don't come to me with money!!!!"
As I'm escorting these gentlemen from the set the smaller one says.
"Doomsmith has not suffered a loss in three years nor had a bout go longer than two rounds!!!"
That stops me in my tracks. Undefeated for three years? Rounds?
"Yeah but that is a Europe league. No offense brother but competition is not as intense as in North America or Japan."
"I assure you Mr.Fortune he has taken on top competition. Look over his record and you will see."
In my trailer that night I look it over and he has defeated top talent.
Komodo Wizard
King Behemoth
Red Valley Revenger
Logan "The Monarch" Jordan
Miracle Mask
Brent Stone
Hiro Tanaka
Devon "the Hook" Bryant
Those are top names and I know from experience how tough they are. So here I am fighting this Doomsmith. He is almost seven feet tall and 300 pounds. Wearing dark green and black trunks. Has these leather straps around his wrist and knees and this black and green mask/helmet.
This environment has thrown me off. Not that many people here. Not enough to cover the cost of what they are paying me. These rounds are hurting me. Every time he has beaten me enough I see the red the round ends. The helmet is protecting him from the Fortune Teller. I have hit it square five times. He goes down but not out. At this point my arm is killing me. Round 6 I took to attacking his body. I also started trying to rip that mask off. Closest I got to pinning him was after a superplex in Round 7, but he shook it off.
I'm almost done for. He just smashed me with a sidewalk slam. 1.....2.... NOOOOOOO!!!! I WILL NOT LOSE MY TITLE LIKE THIS!!!! He hits me but I don't feel it. Hits me again and again til I catch his fist. I start firing back. That damned helmet, I have had enough and rip it off of his head. He has a regular wrestling mask underneath. I'm running high on adrenaline and hit the Fortune Teller and he goes down. Referee is pulling me back trying to take the damn helmet from me. I sit him on the top rope.
NO!!!! He is back up, what is this dude? He has something on his hand. BAM!!!!!!!
1..........2...............3......
"The winner and NEW OMNIVERSAL CHAMPION DOOMSMITH!!!!!
Somewhere is Europe a match is taking place which will affect Overdog and the entire wrestling world.
What round is this 11, 12, 19? I keep hitting this dude with everything but he keeps coming at me. Got the call on the set of Fortune Soldier VI. I had wanted to end the series with V after Fortune Soldier dies stopping the Earth Imploder. But the box office was so big they talked me into doing a sixth one. Asked them how they were going to bring me back. Said they would create a clone from my toenail. Got my doubts but nothing to lose.
As they are getting me out of the Exo Hopper suit I see these guys walk up to me.
"Excuse me Mr.Fortune we represent WAVE Europe. It is a pleasure to meet our Omniversal Champion."
"Well Dude it is a pleasure to meet a foreign affiliate."
"The Union Champion would like a Omniversal Title match."
"Not sure If I can handle that. Made a title defense against Lex Treme last month and I'm busy filming and I record my next album after that."
"Sir we can pay you handsomely."
They take out a large case of money. Large enough for even me to notice.
"Look dude I'm not motivated by cash. I'm motivated by overcoming my limitations. It is why I started and cooked at my own restaurants, it is why I wrote my series of Ransom Fortune mystery novels, It is why I hosted my own talk show on Fox. I got enough money for thirty thousand life times so don't come to me with money!!!!"
As I'm escorting these gentlemen from the set the smaller one says.
"Doomsmith has not suffered a loss in three years nor had a bout go longer than two rounds!!!"
That stops me in my tracks. Undefeated for three years? Rounds?
"Yeah but that is a Europe league. No offense brother but competition is not as intense as in North America or Japan."
"I assure you Mr.Fortune he has taken on top competition. Look over his record and you will see."
In my trailer that night I look it over and he has defeated top talent.
Komodo Wizard
King Behemoth
Red Valley Revenger
Logan "The Monarch" Jordan
Miracle Mask
Brent Stone
Hiro Tanaka
Devon "the Hook" Bryant
Those are top names and I know from experience how tough they are. So here I am fighting this Doomsmith. He is almost seven feet tall and 300 pounds. Wearing dark green and black trunks. Has these leather straps around his wrist and knees and this black and green mask/helmet.
This environment has thrown me off. Not that many people here. Not enough to cover the cost of what they are paying me. These rounds are hurting me. Every time he has beaten me enough I see the red the round ends. The helmet is protecting him from the Fortune Teller. I have hit it square five times. He goes down but not out. At this point my arm is killing me. Round 6 I took to attacking his body. I also started trying to rip that mask off. Closest I got to pinning him was after a superplex in Round 7, but he shook it off.
I'm almost done for. He just smashed me with a sidewalk slam. 1.....2.... NOOOOOOO!!!! I WILL NOT LOSE MY TITLE LIKE THIS!!!! He hits me but I don't feel it. Hits me again and again til I catch his fist. I start firing back. That damned helmet, I have had enough and rip it off of his head. He has a regular wrestling mask underneath. I'm running high on adrenaline and hit the Fortune Teller and he goes down. Referee is pulling me back trying to take the damn helmet from me. I sit him on the top rope.
NO!!!! He is back up, what is this dude? He has something on his hand. BAM!!!!!!!
1..........2...............3......
"The winner and NEW OMNIVERSAL CHAMPION DOOMSMITH!!!!!
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 44
43.
It can't be Sarge? It can't be. But the guy had the same build as
Sergent Sargent and moved like him and he was wearing the hood of
the Super Wrecker. Could not find Sarge after the show. Looking for
him I ran into Darren Glass.
"Oh it's the Overdog. Well well I see you got rid of your mask. Probably
a smart move. Grandaddy and daddy did. Grandaddy became an even
bigger star. daddy not so much."
"Well uh Mr.Glass I...."
"I'm sorry did the Glass pretend like he gave a flying moose shine about
your pathetic life?"
"Well uh sir."
"Oh are you pretending like you can't find your hero and Good buddy
Sergent Sargent?"
"Pretend?"
"Because you know damn good and well where he is. Look at the back of
my head. He busted me open with that crowbar."
"Sarge would never do that."
"Don't play stupid chump. How many years have you been in this
business?"
"Uh.."
"I don't care. You have been in it long enough. You must have heard the
stories about that asshole."
"Hey don't talk about him like that!!"
"Really? You want to fight the Man of Glass? Boy I'll drop you so fast
it'll make your head spin!!! Is that old creep worth a Glass kicking?"
"yes......."
He threw me into the wall and I braced myself to get punched but then
he said.
"The Glass is going to show you mercy. Because I know what your final
fate is. You better not cross me again. This is a one time pass."
So I'm sitting in my hotel room waiting for Sarge. Thought about going
to Ruination's party but I'm scared what I'll find. Darren Glass's words
keep going thru my head.
****
This is the life I remember. Drugs, booze and all the whores I can
handle. I'm still wearing the Wrecker hood. Want to keep my ID secret
as long as I can.
"Hey pops, you know, you know man I dunno. Man I was wrong about
you. You know man my dad abandoned me when I was 10 and left me a
van. But you you came thru for Martin and me. I love you!!!!"
X-ILE is shitfaced already. Boy can't handle his liquor.
"My dad took me to see wrestlin once. He man it is bright. We had fun
and shit it is hot. Only fun we ever.ugh fuck me."
I gotta get away from him.
"Hey Captain...."
"Shut up stupid he's the mauler not a Captain. It's a secret."
"Don't call me stupid butt plug!!! I'm the leader!!!!"
"Of the butt pluggers!!!!!"
"I'll fucking kill you!!!!"
Wonderful Skull and Deathrock. Fourth time tonight these two have
started fighting. Earlier they got into a fight over whether Scoorge
Mcduck could beat Bruce Wayne in a pie eating contest. That ended
when Skull said pie and Deathrock started cackling.
"Hey Morris!!!! Your boys are trying to eat eachother. I think they got
the extra strength meth this week."
"Oh thank you Sar I mean Wrecker. Skull!!! Deathrock!!!! Knock it
off!!!!"
"So Morris when do I get the contract signed?"
"Hey it is my first night as majority owner. Give me a chance to settle
in."
This fucker thinks he can string me along. Look at him with his sixty
dollar hair cut and six hundred dollar suit, Thinks he is the man. Saw
guys like him before. From Logan "The Monarch" Jordan. to Gravelpit
Slate. They get a touch of the big belt and think they are god. Reality
will crash in on him sooner or later.
"Sure Champ, take your time."
I actually miss the kid.
****
"Unicorn stop!!!! If you touch the Oblivorex shard, You'll revert to Dark
Unicorn!!!"
"It doesn't matter Mustang!!! If I grab it I'll retain control long enough
to toss it to Sarge. You guys can take me out then."
"Arrgggghhhhhhh!!!!! Sarge!!!!!!"
"Unicorn!!!!!!"
"Horse Power will return after these messages."
Sarge just walked in and smells like alcohol.
"Hey kid why are you still up?"
"Where were you?"
"Just out."
"That's not an answer."
"Well it's all you're gonna get."
"Why does Mr.Johansen hate you
"Bit late in the game to be asking that son."
"That's not an answer sir."
"No it's not."
It can't be Sarge? It can't be. But the guy had the same build as
Sergent Sargent and moved like him and he was wearing the hood of
the Super Wrecker. Could not find Sarge after the show. Looking for
him I ran into Darren Glass.
"Oh it's the Overdog. Well well I see you got rid of your mask. Probably
a smart move. Grandaddy and daddy did. Grandaddy became an even
bigger star. daddy not so much."
"Well uh Mr.Glass I...."
"I'm sorry did the Glass pretend like he gave a flying moose shine about
your pathetic life?"
"Well uh sir."
"Oh are you pretending like you can't find your hero and Good buddy
Sergent Sargent?"
"Pretend?"
"Because you know damn good and well where he is. Look at the back of
my head. He busted me open with that crowbar."
"Sarge would never do that."
"Don't play stupid chump. How many years have you been in this
business?"
"Uh.."
"I don't care. You have been in it long enough. You must have heard the
stories about that asshole."
"Hey don't talk about him like that!!"
"Really? You want to fight the Man of Glass? Boy I'll drop you so fast
it'll make your head spin!!! Is that old creep worth a Glass kicking?"
"yes......."
He threw me into the wall and I braced myself to get punched but then
he said.
"The Glass is going to show you mercy. Because I know what your final
fate is. You better not cross me again. This is a one time pass."
So I'm sitting in my hotel room waiting for Sarge. Thought about going
to Ruination's party but I'm scared what I'll find. Darren Glass's words
keep going thru my head.
****
This is the life I remember. Drugs, booze and all the whores I can
handle. I'm still wearing the Wrecker hood. Want to keep my ID secret
as long as I can.
"Hey pops, you know, you know man I dunno. Man I was wrong about
you. You know man my dad abandoned me when I was 10 and left me a
van. But you you came thru for Martin and me. I love you!!!!"
X-ILE is shitfaced already. Boy can't handle his liquor.
"My dad took me to see wrestlin once. He man it is bright. We had fun
and shit it is hot. Only fun we ever.ugh fuck me."
I gotta get away from him.
"Hey Captain...."
"Shut up stupid he's the mauler not a Captain. It's a secret."
"Don't call me stupid butt plug!!! I'm the leader!!!!"
"Of the butt pluggers!!!!!"
"I'll fucking kill you!!!!"
Wonderful Skull and Deathrock. Fourth time tonight these two have
started fighting. Earlier they got into a fight over whether Scoorge
Mcduck could beat Bruce Wayne in a pie eating contest. That ended
when Skull said pie and Deathrock started cackling.
"Hey Morris!!!! Your boys are trying to eat eachother. I think they got
the extra strength meth this week."
"Oh thank you Sar I mean Wrecker. Skull!!! Deathrock!!!! Knock it
off!!!!"
"So Morris when do I get the contract signed?"
"Hey it is my first night as majority owner. Give me a chance to settle
in."
This fucker thinks he can string me along. Look at him with his sixty
dollar hair cut and six hundred dollar suit, Thinks he is the man. Saw
guys like him before. From Logan "The Monarch" Jordan. to Gravelpit
Slate. They get a touch of the big belt and think they are god. Reality
will crash in on him sooner or later.
"Sure Champ, take your time."
I actually miss the kid.
****
"Unicorn stop!!!! If you touch the Oblivorex shard, You'll revert to Dark
Unicorn!!!"
"It doesn't matter Mustang!!! If I grab it I'll retain control long enough
to toss it to Sarge. You guys can take me out then."
"Arrgggghhhhhhh!!!!! Sarge!!!!!!"
"Unicorn!!!!!!"
"Horse Power will return after these messages."
Sarge just walked in and smells like alcohol.
"Hey kid why are you still up?"
"Where were you?"
"Just out."
"That's not an answer."
"Well it's all you're gonna get."
"Why does Mr.Johansen hate you
"Bit late in the game to be asking that son."
"That's not an answer sir."
"No it's not."
Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 43
42.
What the hell did the kid do? He should of asked me before taking off his mask. I'm losing control of him. At this rate he will not need me in a month. Might need to speed up the time table on my plan. No time to worry about that now. Main event has started.
Darren Glass has already eliminated Skull with the Glass Eater.
Matt Bablyon was eliminated by Martin Morris when Morris hit the Motor Matrix.
Deathrock was eliminated by Carnivore when Dinowar hit the Countdown to Extinction.
X-ILE was eliminated after he kicked a steel chair into T-Wrex's face.
T-Wrex was eliminated when he was pinned by Martin Morris.
So here it is Martin "Motor Man" Morris vs Darren Glass and Carnivore.
****
I got to the back but can't find Sarge anywhere. I saw the Overdog Impostor brought back on a strecher. He is clinging to my old mask. I think I recognize him. One of the guys I use to work with when I was Greg Richards. He is hurt and I should feel bad. But I don't, that guy got what he deserved.
I take a long shower. I'm glad I have my belt back and I feel free without the mask. Not sure how this changes things for me personally. But it needed to be done. I get out and I still can't find Sarge.
****
I can't believe it. Morris actually eliminated Carnivore. Carnivore missed the big clothesline and Morris hit the Motor Matrix for three. Now he is fighting Darren Glass but Glass is fresh and has his number.
Got to wait for my opening. Getting Morris disqualified does not do anything for anybody. Just as I say that Morris pulls the referee in the way of the Glass Slipper. This is it.
****
I cant believe Martin Morris eliminated Carnivore when he was out numbered. He is champ for a reason. Now he is fighting Darren Glass. The ref got hit by the Glass Slipper and is out. Morris tried to hit Glass with the Motor Matrix but Glass reverses it into the Glass Eater.
Wait who is the guy in the brown mask?
****
Shit was nearly too late. Morris got hit by the Glass Eater. I clobber Glass from behind with my crowbar. Start laying the boots into him. Pick him up for the old Wrecking Ball. But Glass starts fighting back. Shit how is this guy beating me. His grampa never lasted ten minutes with me and his dad was not even good enough to fight me.
He is going for my mask. No No NO!!!!! Can't be exposed yet so I fight this guy like my life depends on it. Morris recovered and goes for the Motor Matrix. Glass tries to reverse it and I hit him with my crowbar. Johansen runs to the ring to save his fair haired boy. Oh this going to be sweet CRACK!!!! I knock out Johansen. Martin hits Glass with the Motor Matrix 1.....2.............3.
X-ILE and the Paintchip Brothers are in the ring. Pick up me and Morris to celebrate Yeah this feels right.
What the hell did the kid do? He should of asked me before taking off his mask. I'm losing control of him. At this rate he will not need me in a month. Might need to speed up the time table on my plan. No time to worry about that now. Main event has started.
Darren Glass has already eliminated Skull with the Glass Eater.
Matt Bablyon was eliminated by Martin Morris when Morris hit the Motor Matrix.
Deathrock was eliminated by Carnivore when Dinowar hit the Countdown to Extinction.
X-ILE was eliminated after he kicked a steel chair into T-Wrex's face.
T-Wrex was eliminated when he was pinned by Martin Morris.
So here it is Martin "Motor Man" Morris vs Darren Glass and Carnivore.
****
I got to the back but can't find Sarge anywhere. I saw the Overdog Impostor brought back on a strecher. He is clinging to my old mask. I think I recognize him. One of the guys I use to work with when I was Greg Richards. He is hurt and I should feel bad. But I don't, that guy got what he deserved.
I take a long shower. I'm glad I have my belt back and I feel free without the mask. Not sure how this changes things for me personally. But it needed to be done. I get out and I still can't find Sarge.
****
I can't believe it. Morris actually eliminated Carnivore. Carnivore missed the big clothesline and Morris hit the Motor Matrix for three. Now he is fighting Darren Glass but Glass is fresh and has his number.
Got to wait for my opening. Getting Morris disqualified does not do anything for anybody. Just as I say that Morris pulls the referee in the way of the Glass Slipper. This is it.
****
I cant believe Martin Morris eliminated Carnivore when he was out numbered. He is champ for a reason. Now he is fighting Darren Glass. The ref got hit by the Glass Slipper and is out. Morris tried to hit Glass with the Motor Matrix but Glass reverses it into the Glass Eater.
Wait who is the guy in the brown mask?
****
Shit was nearly too late. Morris got hit by the Glass Eater. I clobber Glass from behind with my crowbar. Start laying the boots into him. Pick him up for the old Wrecking Ball. But Glass starts fighting back. Shit how is this guy beating me. His grampa never lasted ten minutes with me and his dad was not even good enough to fight me.
He is going for my mask. No No NO!!!!! Can't be exposed yet so I fight this guy like my life depends on it. Morris recovered and goes for the Motor Matrix. Glass tries to reverse it and I hit him with my crowbar. Johansen runs to the ring to save his fair haired boy. Oh this going to be sweet CRACK!!!! I knock out Johansen. Martin hits Glass with the Motor Matrix 1.....2.............3.
X-ILE and the Paintchip Brothers are in the ring. Pick up me and Morris to celebrate Yeah this feels right.
Friday, December 03, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 42
41.
"Sergent what is that?"
"It's my old Wrecker hood Morris."
"Why do you need that?"
"When I do what I do my identity can remain secret from Overdog."
"He'll find out before the night is over."
"Not if we play it just right."
"As long as you do your part, why should I care?"
****
Tonight is EndGame. I'm wrestling the impostor in a ladder match. Sarge guaranteed me a fair match. He always comes thru when it counts.
Wonder where Sarge is? He has not been around much lately. Darren Glass told me he was hanging around Ruination X2K. Those are not good guys. They have helped me a few times since I came back. But I still can't forget what they did to Scissor Mask on R*PPED.
Scissor Mask was in a Triple Threat fight vs Murder Ranger and Matt Babylon. The winner got the fourth spot on Darren Glass's EndGame team.
Murder Ranger was an old enemy of Martin Morris. They were suppose to wrestle on R*PPED but Morris said the Ranger was beneath him. So Murder Ranger attacked him with his barbwire golf club. Ruination attacked and Morris gave him a barbwire assisted Motor Matrix. Since then Murder Ranger has teamed with Darren Glass vs Morris and X-ILE.
Scissor Mask hates X-ILE because X-ILE embarrassed him when he ended their partnership. Well not just embarrassed also hurt him. He told Scissor Mask he had a spot in Ruination. But they attacked him instead. Even ripped his mask off.
Finally there is Matt Babylon. He just debuted in W*RE. He was the WAVE Mainstream Champion three times. He was telling everybody Ransom Fortune was scared to give him a title match. He only wanted to be on Glass's team because beating Ruination is a fast track to a Planetary title shot.
In the end all three guys were wiped out from a triple superplex and were attacked by Ruination. I think they figured if nobody won the match Team Glass would be short a team member. Darren Glass and DinoWar tried to make the save but Ruination had the high ground.
I wanted to help but Sarge stopped me.
"You are not doing anything kid."
"Sarge I need to help Scissor Mask."
"Why do you want to help that clown? All he did was treat you like garbage."
"I dunno Sarge it just seems right."
"You are not going out there....... You are still busted up by the House of Bleach attack."
"But Sarge....."
"THAT IS AN ORDER MAGGOT!!!!!"
Sarge does not bust out maggot lightly. He was right, I was hurt
"Hey Overdog it's you vs you next!!!"
"Alright Phil I'm ready."
****
I don't get any music as I walk to the ring. I pass the ladder and I feel nervous. Not nervous about being hurt but nervous about what I'm about to do. Sarge said he had to make preparations for the House of Bleach. Now the barking has started and I see the impostor walking to the ring. Wearing my belt and a cheap knock off of my mask. Guy does not look nervous at all as he walks by the ladder.
He wants to shake my hand.
"Forget it buddy, the time for that is over."
"Gee uh mister I hate that you are sore. even if you oh um gee are stealing my mask."
That little creep is making fun of me. What is he doing.
HOCK PATOOI!!!!!
He spit in my face.
****
"Alright I'm in charge. .We need to be ready to attack the House of Bleach when they try to save the phony Overdog."
"You ain't the boss of me pops. Ain't nobody the boss of the X to the I to the LE!!!! We are equal partners."
"Oh is that so? Are the paint chip brothers equal partners?"
"Me and Deathrock are just as good as you. Once I light up I'll be ready to burn."
"BURN!!!!"
"All three of you shut up!!!"..
Bleached Evil is making his move. .Wonder hwo the kid is doing.
****
Arrrghhhhh!!!! BASH!!!! BASH!!!! BASH!!!!!!!!!! I could of won the match already. But I just can't stop hitting him with the ladder. After he spit on me I just saw red. He is trying to get up and I clothesline him over the top rope.
Outside I grab a chair and CRACK!!!! Right across his skull. I see blood seeping thru his cheap mask.
"TABLE!!!! TABLE!!!! TABLE!!!!"
I throw the phony back in the ring. Then toss the table in behind him. There is this move I always wanted to try. I lay him on the table and pick up a ladder. I piledrive the ladder into the otherdog's ribs and break the table.
"HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!"
"Fuck You Greg!!!!!!
He knows my name? He's trying to get up but I kick him in the head.
"Y...you think you are so tough. I'm the one who overcame the odds. I'm a hero!!!!"
He is hitting me in the stomach but not doing anything to me. I grab him and hit the Overkiller. I'm about to grab the ladder when I see Bleached Evil, Bingwen and Freefall.
****
Skull and Deathrock attack Freefall. X-ILE is fighting the little chinaman. Me I have my hands full with Bleached Evil. This guy is bigger than me, stronger than me and faster than me. If this was 86 he would be no problem, even 96 I could take him. But today this guy is too much for me.
"Sergent it is unfortunate you are opposing me again. I truly hate to hurt you. You would be a valuable addition to my collection."
"Like I would be caught dead with you freaks."
"Yes it appears you have already made friends with Morris and his band of sycophants."
As this discussion is going on he has been whipping me pillar to post. He is trying to ddt me on to the floor but I'm fighting it. Looks like those idiots fought off the House. Because Evil just let go of me and went after X-ILE. X-ILE tries to kick him but Bleached Evil caught his leg.
****
That's Sarge and Ruination. They're fighting the House of Bleach. Why are they helping Sarge? Or why is Sarge helping them? Sarge just clotheslined X-ILE and Bleached Evil. What the?????
Forgot about otherdog he just rolled me up. Doesn't matter it is a ladder match. I start kicking and punching him. I prop the ladder up in the corner and throw the impostor into it. I set up another table and lay the impostor on it. I prop the ladder up in the corner and climb it.
SMASH!!!!! I just jumped off the top rope with the ladder and crushed him.
:"OVERDOG!!! OVERDOG!!!! OVERDOG!!!"
I climb the ladder but before I grab the DEATHcore title I look down at the impostor. He's bleeding laying in a pile of debris. He is clutching that cheap knock off mask and whimpering.
"It's that mask. If I had that mask I would be the champ. I overcame the odds........"
:"OVERDOG!!! OVERDOG!!!! OVERDOG!!!"
I make a decision on the spot. I take off my mask. I look into the audience and a lot of people look shocked. I look at the mask still in my hand and realize I don't need it anymore. I throw it at the impostor and take my belt.
"Sergent what is that?"
"It's my old Wrecker hood Morris."
"Why do you need that?"
"When I do what I do my identity can remain secret from Overdog."
"He'll find out before the night is over."
"Not if we play it just right."
"As long as you do your part, why should I care?"
****
Tonight is EndGame. I'm wrestling the impostor in a ladder match. Sarge guaranteed me a fair match. He always comes thru when it counts.
Wonder where Sarge is? He has not been around much lately. Darren Glass told me he was hanging around Ruination X2K. Those are not good guys. They have helped me a few times since I came back. But I still can't forget what they did to Scissor Mask on R*PPED.
Scissor Mask was in a Triple Threat fight vs Murder Ranger and Matt Babylon. The winner got the fourth spot on Darren Glass's EndGame team.
Murder Ranger was an old enemy of Martin Morris. They were suppose to wrestle on R*PPED but Morris said the Ranger was beneath him. So Murder Ranger attacked him with his barbwire golf club. Ruination attacked and Morris gave him a barbwire assisted Motor Matrix. Since then Murder Ranger has teamed with Darren Glass vs Morris and X-ILE.
Scissor Mask hates X-ILE because X-ILE embarrassed him when he ended their partnership. Well not just embarrassed also hurt him. He told Scissor Mask he had a spot in Ruination. But they attacked him instead. Even ripped his mask off.
Finally there is Matt Babylon. He just debuted in W*RE. He was the WAVE Mainstream Champion three times. He was telling everybody Ransom Fortune was scared to give him a title match. He only wanted to be on Glass's team because beating Ruination is a fast track to a Planetary title shot.
In the end all three guys were wiped out from a triple superplex and were attacked by Ruination. I think they figured if nobody won the match Team Glass would be short a team member. Darren Glass and DinoWar tried to make the save but Ruination had the high ground.
I wanted to help but Sarge stopped me.
"You are not doing anything kid."
"Sarge I need to help Scissor Mask."
"Why do you want to help that clown? All he did was treat you like garbage."
"I dunno Sarge it just seems right."
"You are not going out there....... You are still busted up by the House of Bleach attack."
"But Sarge....."
"THAT IS AN ORDER MAGGOT!!!!!"
Sarge does not bust out maggot lightly. He was right, I was hurt
"Hey Overdog it's you vs you next!!!"
"Alright Phil I'm ready."
****
I don't get any music as I walk to the ring. I pass the ladder and I feel nervous. Not nervous about being hurt but nervous about what I'm about to do. Sarge said he had to make preparations for the House of Bleach. Now the barking has started and I see the impostor walking to the ring. Wearing my belt and a cheap knock off of my mask. Guy does not look nervous at all as he walks by the ladder.
He wants to shake my hand.
"Forget it buddy, the time for that is over."
"Gee uh mister I hate that you are sore. even if you oh um gee are stealing my mask."
That little creep is making fun of me. What is he doing.
HOCK PATOOI!!!!!
He spit in my face.
****
"Alright I'm in charge. .We need to be ready to attack the House of Bleach when they try to save the phony Overdog."
"You ain't the boss of me pops. Ain't nobody the boss of the X to the I to the LE!!!! We are equal partners."
"Oh is that so? Are the paint chip brothers equal partners?"
"Me and Deathrock are just as good as you. Once I light up I'll be ready to burn."
"BURN!!!!"
"All three of you shut up!!!"..
Bleached Evil is making his move. .Wonder hwo the kid is doing.
****
Arrrghhhhh!!!! BASH!!!! BASH!!!! BASH!!!!!!!!!! I could of won the match already. But I just can't stop hitting him with the ladder. After he spit on me I just saw red. He is trying to get up and I clothesline him over the top rope.
Outside I grab a chair and CRACK!!!! Right across his skull. I see blood seeping thru his cheap mask.
"TABLE!!!! TABLE!!!! TABLE!!!!"
I throw the phony back in the ring. Then toss the table in behind him. There is this move I always wanted to try. I lay him on the table and pick up a ladder. I piledrive the ladder into the otherdog's ribs and break the table.
"HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!"
"Fuck You Greg!!!!!!
He knows my name? He's trying to get up but I kick him in the head.
"Y...you think you are so tough. I'm the one who overcame the odds. I'm a hero!!!!"
He is hitting me in the stomach but not doing anything to me. I grab him and hit the Overkiller. I'm about to grab the ladder when I see Bleached Evil, Bingwen and Freefall.
****
Skull and Deathrock attack Freefall. X-ILE is fighting the little chinaman. Me I have my hands full with Bleached Evil. This guy is bigger than me, stronger than me and faster than me. If this was 86 he would be no problem, even 96 I could take him. But today this guy is too much for me.
"Sergent it is unfortunate you are opposing me again. I truly hate to hurt you. You would be a valuable addition to my collection."
"Like I would be caught dead with you freaks."
"Yes it appears you have already made friends with Morris and his band of sycophants."
As this discussion is going on he has been whipping me pillar to post. He is trying to ddt me on to the floor but I'm fighting it. Looks like those idiots fought off the House. Because Evil just let go of me and went after X-ILE. X-ILE tries to kick him but Bleached Evil caught his leg.
****
That's Sarge and Ruination. They're fighting the House of Bleach. Why are they helping Sarge? Or why is Sarge helping them? Sarge just clotheslined X-ILE and Bleached Evil. What the?????
Forgot about otherdog he just rolled me up. Doesn't matter it is a ladder match. I start kicking and punching him. I prop the ladder up in the corner and throw the impostor into it. I set up another table and lay the impostor on it. I prop the ladder up in the corner and climb it.
SMASH!!!!! I just jumped off the top rope with the ladder and crushed him.
:"OVERDOG!!! OVERDOG!!!! OVERDOG!!!"
I climb the ladder but before I grab the DEATHcore title I look down at the impostor. He's bleeding laying in a pile of debris. He is clutching that cheap knock off mask and whimpering.
"It's that mask. If I had that mask I would be the champ. I overcame the odds........"
:"OVERDOG!!! OVERDOG!!!! OVERDOG!!!"
I make a decision on the spot. I take off my mask. I look into the audience and a lot of people look shocked. I look at the mask still in my hand and realize I don't need it anymore. I throw it at the impostor and take my belt.
Thursday, December 02, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 41
"What are you doing kid?"
"What I should of done in the first place?"
"And that is?"
"Going to take this baseball bat and attack the House of Bleach in heir dressing room and take the DEATHcore belt."
"Kid wait don't do that."
"You told me it is kill or be killed."
"Yeah but going in there like that will guarantee you get killed."
"Well what else can I do?"
"Fine lets work out a plan."
****
Sarge came up with a plan. Bleached Evil is defending the Hemisphere title against Alex Thomas tonight. Alex won a gold medal at the Good Will games and Bronze at the Olympics. Then he disappeared for awhile. He just signed with W*RE recently. The House of Bleach takes on A Tribe Called FIST in an elimination match at EndGame. Bleached Evil attacked Thomas because he thinks he is the fourth masked member of the Tribe, called the Judozer.
Okay back to the plan. When Bleached Evil makes his entrance I attack him with the baseball bat. That will lure out the entire House except for the impostor. That gives Sarge the chance to hit their locker Room and look for the belt. Okay the eagle screeched time to attack.
He is with Crystal Beth and Roxi Contin. Gotta be careful do not want to hurt them.
CRACK!!!! Got him in the square of his back. Ohcrap ohcrap he is still standing. WHAM!!! Right in the ribs and COMEON!!! He is still up. Did not want to do this but BASH!!!! Right in the head and he went down to his knees. What the? Somebody just jumped on my back.
****
Damn this is a stupid fucking plan. I should of been the one attacking the albino. Oh look they locked the door. I kick it open. Who do I see but Pugsly Adams himself.
"Alright fatty listen up. I am going to ransack this locker room and you are going to let me. Otherwise I'm gonna bust you up. Got it?"
"You'll find me difficult to defeat."
****
Roxi Contin is on my back. Hitting me as hard as she can. Which luckily is not very. Hate to do this but I sling her off of me. Uh oh Crystal Beth is charging me. Hate to do this too but I throw her into Roxi.
Bleached Evil is back on his feet and I get ready to hit him again but he grabs my arm.
"Well well you have gotten brave. I admit you hurt me but this ends here."
Okay no choice now.
BAM!!!! I hit him right in the nuts with the bat."
"GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!"
I grab him for the Overkiller but that is when the house attacked me. I try fighting off Cocaine, Dynabul and Bingwen. But Bleached Evil recovered hit me with The Bleach Blast on the ramp.
****
"Ow sniff please I 'sob' I dunno where the DEATHcore belt or the Otherdog is. Please stop hurting me.'sob'
"I only hit you once."
"Right in my...my...my 'sniff' cute little nose."
For the love of god. Well fat crying sissy or no fat crying sissy the belt is not here. The phony must of packed the belt up and removed the mask. With his height and build it would be impossible to find.
Better go check on the kid.
****
"Good lord they did a number on you."
"Sarge is that you?"
"You ready to listen to me now?"
"Yeah....."
"Then Good news kid!!"
"What is it Sarge?"
"You are getting a match with the fake Overdog at End Game."
"That's great Sarge."
"It's gonna be a ladder mstch."
A ladder match? Outside of the anything goes DEATHcore matches I don't have much experience in gimmick matches. No ladders or cages. I'm not worried if I can get a fair match I know I can crush the impostor. But that is a big if.
"Sarge what can we do about the House of Bleach?"
"Don't worry taking care of that."
****
Yeah I got it taken care of. Had to throw in with Martin Morris and his Ruination X2K group. With his 49% ownership he made the DEATHcore ladder match at EndGame. His boys should be able to counter Bleached Evil's freak show. Kid can take out that impostor easy enough. But where do we go from there? Think I did too good a job training Overdog. He is becoming difficult to control.
I'll worry about that after EndGame.
"What I should of done in the first place?"
"And that is?"
"Going to take this baseball bat and attack the House of Bleach in heir dressing room and take the DEATHcore belt."
"Kid wait don't do that."
"You told me it is kill or be killed."
"Yeah but going in there like that will guarantee you get killed."
"Well what else can I do?"
"Fine lets work out a plan."
****
Sarge came up with a plan. Bleached Evil is defending the Hemisphere title against Alex Thomas tonight. Alex won a gold medal at the Good Will games and Bronze at the Olympics. Then he disappeared for awhile. He just signed with W*RE recently. The House of Bleach takes on A Tribe Called FIST in an elimination match at EndGame. Bleached Evil attacked Thomas because he thinks he is the fourth masked member of the Tribe, called the Judozer.
Okay back to the plan. When Bleached Evil makes his entrance I attack him with the baseball bat. That will lure out the entire House except for the impostor. That gives Sarge the chance to hit their locker Room and look for the belt. Okay the eagle screeched time to attack.
He is with Crystal Beth and Roxi Contin. Gotta be careful do not want to hurt them.
CRACK!!!! Got him in the square of his back. Ohcrap ohcrap he is still standing. WHAM!!! Right in the ribs and COMEON!!! He is still up. Did not want to do this but BASH!!!! Right in the head and he went down to his knees. What the? Somebody just jumped on my back.
****
Damn this is a stupid fucking plan. I should of been the one attacking the albino. Oh look they locked the door. I kick it open. Who do I see but Pugsly Adams himself.
"Alright fatty listen up. I am going to ransack this locker room and you are going to let me. Otherwise I'm gonna bust you up. Got it?"
"You'll find me difficult to defeat."
****
Roxi Contin is on my back. Hitting me as hard as she can. Which luckily is not very. Hate to do this but I sling her off of me. Uh oh Crystal Beth is charging me. Hate to do this too but I throw her into Roxi.
Bleached Evil is back on his feet and I get ready to hit him again but he grabs my arm.
"Well well you have gotten brave. I admit you hurt me but this ends here."
Okay no choice now.
BAM!!!! I hit him right in the nuts with the bat."
"GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!"
I grab him for the Overkiller but that is when the house attacked me. I try fighting off Cocaine, Dynabul and Bingwen. But Bleached Evil recovered hit me with The Bleach Blast on the ramp.
****
"Ow sniff please I 'sob' I dunno where the DEATHcore belt or the Otherdog is. Please stop hurting me.'sob'
"I only hit you once."
"Right in my...my...my 'sniff' cute little nose."
For the love of god. Well fat crying sissy or no fat crying sissy the belt is not here. The phony must of packed the belt up and removed the mask. With his height and build it would be impossible to find.
Better go check on the kid.
****
"Good lord they did a number on you."
"Sarge is that you?"
"You ready to listen to me now?"
"Yeah....."
"Then Good news kid!!"
"What is it Sarge?"
"You are getting a match with the fake Overdog at End Game."
"That's great Sarge."
"It's gonna be a ladder mstch."
A ladder match? Outside of the anything goes DEATHcore matches I don't have much experience in gimmick matches. No ladders or cages. I'm not worried if I can get a fair match I know I can crush the impostor. But that is a big if.
"Sarge what can we do about the House of Bleach?"
"Don't worry taking care of that."
****
Yeah I got it taken care of. Had to throw in with Martin Morris and his Ruination X2K group. With his 49% ownership he made the DEATHcore ladder match at EndGame. His boys should be able to counter Bleached Evil's freak show. Kid can take out that impostor easy enough. But where do we go from there? Think I did too good a job training Overdog. He is becoming difficult to control.
I'll worry about that after EndGame.
Vader vs Kane No Way Out of Texas
I watched this last night. Wanted to reevaluate it since I tend to misjudge matches where Vader lost. I really lived and died with him back then. First off the video package is great. by the end of it you really want to see this match. It comes across as really important. That with Undertaker gone Vader is the only one with a chance to stop Kane.
I really liked Kane's selling in the match. When Vader starts hitting him he recoils like he is in shock. Fans go crazy every time Vader gets on offense. Felt like a demolition derby with two big trucks crashing into each other. Slowly Vader's resistance gets worn down and Kane hits some suplexes and slams. He has this way of lifting Vader that looks like he is dead lifting him.
Kane takes the Vadersault and the Power Bomb. Paul Bearer distracted Vader before he could go for the win. Kane hits Vader with the tombstone piledriver to win. After the match he hits Vader in the face with a wrench and Vader has to be stretchered out which came across as a big deal.
Considering how the next six months went I wish this had been Vader's last WWF match. He came across like a big star and Kane came away looking like an even bigger monster.
Wednesday, December 01, 2010
Savage Sports Stories Day 40
39.
Todd Ripstone? I have not seen Todd Ripstone since the battle royal in July. Like I said Todd looked really mad when I got back to the lockerroom. Todd has a few screws loose and thought he might attack me. Instead he walked out of the building and was not seen for months.
He came back last month and attacked Monolith during a award ceremony from Monolith's home country of Manbooya. Todd came out dressed in a safari outfit and went on this rant about how he was sick of being overlooked for freak shows like Monolith. He then started insulting Manbooya. Monolith attacked him but Todd broke the plaque over Monolith's head.
They had a match at Autumngeddon. Before Monolith could finish Todd off this crazy guy attack Monolith. His name is Barbaracles. He is 6ft7 covered in hair and has a giant beard. Him and Todd laid a beating on Monolith before slamming him thru a table. Since then they have been doing everything they can to destroy Monolith.
Last week Todd claimed he could prove Monolith's real father was Tyranos the Titan. He interviewed the man who is Monolith's father. When the old guy got mad and attacked Todd, he beat him up with a microphone. Monolith tried to save him but Barbaracles ambushed him.
Now Todd wants the DEATHcore title. I'm not sure I could beat him and I know the impostor can't do it.
****
"Do you need us to step in tonight?"
"Not yet Martin. The kid is not fully aware of our agreement."
"Why would Overdog object to my help?"
"The kid has a problem. He has an honest streak a mile long. We need to make Ruination's help look coincidental until I can talk to him."
"He can't save that phony from Ripstone and Barbaracles. To be frank sir I'm not sure the both of you can do it."
"Don't underestimate me Morris. I have beaten tougher guys than those assholes. I've beaten tougher assholes than you."
"....... I apologize sir. I know your reputation. Just remember what is at stake Sunday. Ruination is against the Team of Glass. If we win we get 52% of W*RE."
"I know Morris..... I know."
****
Where is Sarge? The impostor is defending soon.
That is Darren Glass. Maybe he has seen him.
"Uh hello Mr.Glass."
"........"
"So um uh I'm sorry I could not be on your team at End Game."
"What are you talking about? Are you one of the children from the Foundation? You know you are suppose to stay in your area."
"Uh no sir I'm the Overdog the W*RE DEATHcore champion."
"Where is your belt then?"
"Well uh um it got stolen."
"Yet you think Darren Glass would have a loser who can't even hold on to a Kmart belt on his team in the biggest match of his career? I oughta slap you into next week."
"I'm sorry."
"Bad enough I gotta watch that geek Scissormask, that nobody Matt Babylon and that freak Murder Ranger compete for the fourth spot on my team. But the idea I would have a fourth grade nothing like you on my team makes me sick."
"Okay I i'll uh."
"I would rather fight Ruination alone with both arms tied behind my back than lower myself to team with you."
"Look all I asked was if you have seen Sergent Sargent. There is need to be abusive."
"The old army creep is where he has been every night. With his nose up Martin Morris's lily ass!!"
As I watch Darren Glass walk away. I hear my music start. The Impostor is in the ring.
****
The phony Overdog's match just started. Only a few minutes in and Ripstone is dominating him. I recognice that hairball with him. Name is Barbaracles him and Ripstone were managed by Jim Stone back when I was champ. Ripstone was tag team champions with his cousin Brent Stone back then. I wrestled in some six man tags with the Amazing Tuxedos against the three of them in 85. Pretty tough but nothing I can't handle.
Well Todd looks like he is ready to finish him off. That punk is already knocked out. Here comes the kid. He is not messing around he has a kendo stick and is going to town on Todd Ripstone. Ripstone grabbed the cane but the kid threw powder in his eyes. Uh oh the hairball just attacked the kid. Gotta go!!
****
Things were going good at first. I had brought a Kendo stick with me and was laying into Todd Ripstone. Then that Barbaracles guy attacked. He wrapped his chain around my throat and is swinging me around the ring. Can't last much longer. I look and see Todd powerslam the fake Overdog 1.....2..... Sarge stopped him!!!!
Sarge is really going at Todd Ripstone. Just noticed Barbaracles let go of me and attacked Sarge.
****
Damnit I forgot about the hairy fucker. He just kicked me in the face. Now him and Ripstone are on me. They throw me into the ropes and I double clothesline them. SHIT!!! NOT NOW MY FUCKING KNEE. No that hairy motherfucker is already up and attacking me. Ripstone is almost up. Shit no its over.
****
No it's over. I'm going to lose my first belt and I'm not the one pinned. Sarge looks like he is hurt. I'm too out of it to stop Ripstone. Then I hear it. The fans are going crazy and I see the Monolith.
He grabs Barabacles and puts him in a double claw hold and throws him across the ring to the floor. Ripstone is going for the pin but Monolith has him by the hair and throws him to the floor. Now he double chokeslams them both thru the announce table. Now he is beating up security.
If I could get up this would be my chance to get my belt. But that guy hurt me. Overmask is crawling to the floor and is on top of Ripstone 1......2.....3.
****
Why is that phony walking over to Overdog. He's helping him up? Now he is giving him back the DEATHcore title. Wait I see what he is doing. He just sucker punched Overdog with brass knuckles. Now he has the belt and is running away.
Motherfucker.
Todd Ripstone? I have not seen Todd Ripstone since the battle royal in July. Like I said Todd looked really mad when I got back to the lockerroom. Todd has a few screws loose and thought he might attack me. Instead he walked out of the building and was not seen for months.
He came back last month and attacked Monolith during a award ceremony from Monolith's home country of Manbooya. Todd came out dressed in a safari outfit and went on this rant about how he was sick of being overlooked for freak shows like Monolith. He then started insulting Manbooya. Monolith attacked him but Todd broke the plaque over Monolith's head.
They had a match at Autumngeddon. Before Monolith could finish Todd off this crazy guy attack Monolith. His name is Barbaracles. He is 6ft7 covered in hair and has a giant beard. Him and Todd laid a beating on Monolith before slamming him thru a table. Since then they have been doing everything they can to destroy Monolith.
Last week Todd claimed he could prove Monolith's real father was Tyranos the Titan. He interviewed the man who is Monolith's father. When the old guy got mad and attacked Todd, he beat him up with a microphone. Monolith tried to save him but Barbaracles ambushed him.
Now Todd wants the DEATHcore title. I'm not sure I could beat him and I know the impostor can't do it.
****
"Do you need us to step in tonight?"
"Not yet Martin. The kid is not fully aware of our agreement."
"Why would Overdog object to my help?"
"The kid has a problem. He has an honest streak a mile long. We need to make Ruination's help look coincidental until I can talk to him."
"He can't save that phony from Ripstone and Barbaracles. To be frank sir I'm not sure the both of you can do it."
"Don't underestimate me Morris. I have beaten tougher guys than those assholes. I've beaten tougher assholes than you."
"....... I apologize sir. I know your reputation. Just remember what is at stake Sunday. Ruination is against the Team of Glass. If we win we get 52% of W*RE."
"I know Morris..... I know."
****
Where is Sarge? The impostor is defending soon.
That is Darren Glass. Maybe he has seen him.
"Uh hello Mr.Glass."
"........"
"So um uh I'm sorry I could not be on your team at End Game."
"What are you talking about? Are you one of the children from the Foundation? You know you are suppose to stay in your area."
"Uh no sir I'm the Overdog the W*RE DEATHcore champion."
"Where is your belt then?"
"Well uh um it got stolen."
"Yet you think Darren Glass would have a loser who can't even hold on to a Kmart belt on his team in the biggest match of his career? I oughta slap you into next week."
"I'm sorry."
"Bad enough I gotta watch that geek Scissormask, that nobody Matt Babylon and that freak Murder Ranger compete for the fourth spot on my team. But the idea I would have a fourth grade nothing like you on my team makes me sick."
"Okay I i'll uh."
"I would rather fight Ruination alone with both arms tied behind my back than lower myself to team with you."
"Look all I asked was if you have seen Sergent Sargent. There is need to be abusive."
"The old army creep is where he has been every night. With his nose up Martin Morris's lily ass!!"
As I watch Darren Glass walk away. I hear my music start. The Impostor is in the ring.
****
The phony Overdog's match just started. Only a few minutes in and Ripstone is dominating him. I recognice that hairball with him. Name is Barbaracles him and Ripstone were managed by Jim Stone back when I was champ. Ripstone was tag team champions with his cousin Brent Stone back then. I wrestled in some six man tags with the Amazing Tuxedos against the three of them in 85. Pretty tough but nothing I can't handle.
Well Todd looks like he is ready to finish him off. That punk is already knocked out. Here comes the kid. He is not messing around he has a kendo stick and is going to town on Todd Ripstone. Ripstone grabbed the cane but the kid threw powder in his eyes. Uh oh the hairball just attacked the kid. Gotta go!!
****
Things were going good at first. I had brought a Kendo stick with me and was laying into Todd Ripstone. Then that Barbaracles guy attacked. He wrapped his chain around my throat and is swinging me around the ring. Can't last much longer. I look and see Todd powerslam the fake Overdog 1.....2..... Sarge stopped him!!!!
Sarge is really going at Todd Ripstone. Just noticed Barbaracles let go of me and attacked Sarge.
****
Damnit I forgot about the hairy fucker. He just kicked me in the face. Now him and Ripstone are on me. They throw me into the ropes and I double clothesline them. SHIT!!! NOT NOW MY FUCKING KNEE. No that hairy motherfucker is already up and attacking me. Ripstone is almost up. Shit no its over.
****
No it's over. I'm going to lose my first belt and I'm not the one pinned. Sarge looks like he is hurt. I'm too out of it to stop Ripstone. Then I hear it. The fans are going crazy and I see the Monolith.
He grabs Barabacles and puts him in a double claw hold and throws him across the ring to the floor. Ripstone is going for the pin but Monolith has him by the hair and throws him to the floor. Now he double chokeslams them both thru the announce table. Now he is beating up security.
If I could get up this would be my chance to get my belt. But that guy hurt me. Overmask is crawling to the floor and is on top of Ripstone 1......2.....3.
****
Why is that phony walking over to Overdog. He's helping him up? Now he is giving him back the DEATHcore title. Wait I see what he is doing. He just sucker punched Overdog with brass knuckles. Now he has the belt and is running away.
Motherfucker.
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