48.
"My House, My family, My congregation. Even though you failed me at End Game, when you allowed Overdog to get his belt back and reclaim his inner self. We have been blessed as we have been given another chance to destroy the Overdog and take his prize. You will enter this cage of hate and destroy Overdog once and for all."
"Sir will me and John be allowed to end the Overdog?"
"Dynabull you and Cocaine fail me at every turn. You will enter the tag team battle royal and you will win the Planetary tag team titles. If you fail, that is the end of you. Do you understand Dynabul?"
"Yes sir."
"My newest follower. I know you fought with all your might to overcome the odds. That is why I'm sending you into the cage of hate. You will take the life you deserve. But you will not bask in another man's filth. No you are a new man.... Overmask."
"Thank you Bleached Evil I will take what is mine."
"Bingwen, you and Violator will join him. Violator you are treading close to your end. Fail me and you are gone."
"The Embalmer would never...."
"The Embalmer is gone!!!!!! He is never coming back!!!!!!"
****
This has been a brutal tour. The Combat Club guys attack was just the beginning. Every night I'm attacked by somebody new.
Chicago Illinois: I am defending the DEATHcore title against Violator. After I pin him I'm attacked by Sonny "Glamrock" Fenix. He was Freddie Marks tag team partner in the Drama City Superstars. Was celebrating when he hit me with an electric guitar. I thought my back was broke in two. Guy sounds like he hasn't slept in years. Kept saying "YeahbabySonnyisbackontop!!!!!!!"
Sacramento California: I just defeated the Impostor again. Well now he calls himself, Overmask. As the match ends, I get attacked by guys dressed like the team Desecration. But it's not the original trio. Rancid (leader of the trio) started franchising the name in the early 90's. Two of the franchises Tumor and Cancer won the W*RE tag titles in 93 from the AmeriCardinals. I've never heard of these two. They called each other Snuff and Porn. Tried to fight the good fight but they kept coming at me. Hit me with a sloppy Desecration Device.
Toronto Canada: We are taping this show for T*RN. Defending my belt against Johnny Jay Daniels. I win after hitting an Overbulldog thru a table. I get attacked by this huge guy wearing a burlap sack as a mask. His arms and legs are covered in scars. I hit him with the Overkiller and he shakes it off. He hits me with this chokeslam/powerbomb combo. Then he scream "STRAWMAN!!!!" Suddenly I hear SAWdust
"no sawdust is not an orphan or an only child. overdog you defeated me in the safety of my memories. that is why i went home and called my brother. say hello to the STRAWMAN!!!!!!"
Strawman? Where in the heck is Sarge?"
****
Chicago Illinois: Kid got roughed up good by the Glamrock sissy. I remember him and that Marks guy were a decent tag team. They won the A.W.O.L tag belts a few times. Kid better learn how to fly. Morris made me guest referee of the main event. It is him vs Darren Glass vs Monolith vs Todd Ripstone.
Ripstone and Monolith are wrestling Morris at X-Mas Xrisis. Monolith won a battle royal when he eliminated Glass, thanks to my help. Morris added Ripstone to the match. He said, even though it's sudden death that when fighting a giant, there is safety in numbers. We'll see.
Ripstone and Monolith ended up fighting in the audience making it Glass vs Martin Morris. Glass hit Morris with the Glass Eater, which is when I choked him out with my crowbar. Morris gets the easy pin fall.
Sacramento California: Kid gets roughed up by two of the clowns who rent the Desecration name. It was two on one and I should have stepped in. Was caught up in making plans with Morris. But the kid is tough, he'll survive.....
Tonight my job was to make sure Skull and Deathrock beat Darren Glass and Murder Ranger in a tag title match. Paint Chippers dominate the match, since they are a cohesive team while Ranger and Glass can't order dinner together.
Well they dominated til Deathrock said something that made Skull mad. Skull punched Deathrock into the Glass Slipper. I step in and hit Glass with the crowbar causing the referee to disqualify the Pain Chippers. I sneak out, before that nut Murder Ranger can catch me.
Toronto Canada: Tonight I am wrestling Darren Glass for the first time ever. I sneak attack him before the match. I underestimate this guy and he hits me with the Glass Slipper for the win. Before he can unmask me Martin Morris attacks Glass and hits him with the Motor Matrix. I grab the crowbar and hit Darren Glass with a few good shots to the ribs and hit him with the Wrecking Ball.
I don't like this. I do not like being saved like some useless old man. This is going to change one way or another.
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