CAGED HATE
LEVEL 3
They sent me to the top floor of the arena. I am on top of the Caged Hate structure. Looking down as the lights flicker on and off I see what I am going to have to fight my way thru. Phil said the rules were simple. The only way to win is to walk thru the exit of stage one with the DEATHcore title.
I hear the gears moving and the cage is being lowered as ominous music plays. I look down into the two rings and I see all of the entrants. They are all different and unique but they have one thing in common they want the W*RE DEATHcore title.
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Phil said that each wrestler was assigned a level. I doubt it is random when I see who is waiting for me as I drop into level 3. Bingwen, Violator and Overmask.
"Well Well if it isn't Overdog. You stole my belt at Endgame but you will not be able to cheat me thi...."
CRACK!!!! I hit Overmask with a kendo stick and he is out. Violator runs at me and I duck under a fat clothesline only for Bingwen to kick me in the face. If BingweN were more together he woulda snatched the DEATHcore title. Instead he is just staring at his hand. Could use that but Violator started dropping greasy elbow drops on me.
"Bingwen honey c'mon lets finish him. Grab his legs and I'll drop the parking violation on him."
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Comeonbaby. Drama City is back open for business and Glamrock is Mayor for life. Gotta stay alive long enough to grab that belt. I get that then I can join W*RE and prove I'm better than Freddie ever was. I'm in the ring and it has a part of a cage surrounding it. The floor is covered in barbwire and explosives.
I can't keep dodging this guy forever. what was his name Barbara Clea or something. Oh shit he caught me in the gut. I duck his clothesline and tag him with my Dramakick!!!!!!
"Yeah Welcome to Drama City Owwwwwww!!!!!!"
Wait he's still standing. Ohshitohshit.
"You think you're so fucking tough Barbara? Well eat this!!!!"
He caught the Drama Kick........ Pulling and pulling nobabyno. I'm over his head and he throws me to the floor. Sorry Sonny you deserved better. .
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Heard an explosion. Happened in the ring. This cage is not my preferred environment but Clay paid me his money he'll get his belt.
I'm on the second stage of this "Caged Hate". Have not run into anything I can't handle. The Desecration wannabes have been coming at me but these guys are a team in name only. One called Porn charges me and I use a Simple judo throw to toss him over. I hang onto his arm and put my foot on his throat. His buddy Grind runs at me and I throw him over with one arm and I release Porn. I grab both of them by the waist and suplex them into the cage wall. That's the end of Desecration and I see I now have the Strawman's attention.
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"Gaaaahhhh!!!!"
Violator just sat on me again. That would make it three times he did the Parking Violation. Pain is not enough to drown out the screams and explosions coming from levels 1 and 2. Overmask finally recovered and got his hits in. I over hear the three of them making plans.
"Guys I know all about overcoming the odds and if one of us goes into that next cage alone we are dead."
"You're right we need to work as a group. Our only chance is to form a cute little bunch and fight our way out. Right Bingwen?"
"........."
"Since I was a former DEATHcore champion I'll wear the belt."
"Why should you wear it. You were not really DEATHcore champ and I'm a former West Coast champion I should wear it."
"Why so it'll be absorbed by your fat gut?"
"It'll be safe!!"
Okay this is my chance. C'mon just a little more. Now Bingwen is fighting over the belt too. NOW!!!!!!
I run as fast as I can. I dropkick Violator in the face as I get Bingwen and Overmask with a double Overkiller.
The three of them are out and I strap the DEATHcore belt on and drop into Level 2.
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